Minecraft Teen Titans
coolmanchance88 for Cyborg
Cyborg is a laid-back, half-teen, half-robot who's more interested in pizza and video games than in fighting crime.
Cyborg usually takes a lazy, lethargic approach to his assignment. Nothing in the world pleases him more than pizza, burgers, pie, and kicking back with Beast Boy.
Cyborg is the primary source of energy and fun on the team (the polar opposite of Raven). He's constantly starting parties and having a blast with his team members. Of course, he can get a little annoying at times, but for the most part, the other four often see him as an older brother to look up to in their lives.
At Zippy's Pizza, Beast Boy and Cyborg are eating pizza.
CYBORG: Nothing like a little pizza to forget our friends' "thoughtful" advice.BEAST BOY: It helps, but I think I'm gonna need a movie too.
They both grab the last slice of pizza, but then they both gasp.
BEAST BOY: Mine!
CYBORG: Gimme! [slap-fighting with Beast Boy] That floor pizza is mine!
BEAST BOY: I saw it first.
CYBORG: Me too, and I'm still looking at it.BEAST BOY: So am I. Staring contest, last one to look away from the slice gets it.
CYBORG: Don't you say that word! Don't you say that word!
BEAST BOY: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
[He and Cyborg screams, Raven turns into her natural look]
[Back at Zippy's Pizza, Beast Boy and Cyborg are mad, a fart sound is heard]
BEAST BOY: Dude, the future stinks, all of our friends are stuck in dead-end jobs. Husband, bleh! Queen, what-evs, goddess of the universe, pssh.
CYBORG: I cannot live in a world like this, and they shouldn't have to either.
ROBIN: [Pointing to himself.] And so, [Kicks.] I kicked another dirt monster into a furnace, and then I was all, [Points at ground.] "I bet that really burns you up."
Cyborg: [Follows Robin to the living room, laughing.] Like a metaphor. Boo-yah!
Beast Boy: [Laughing as he sits down.] That's too much, dude.
ROBIN: [Chewing, mouth full.] He didn't hear me though, [Smacks lips.] he was on fire. [Bites sandwich.]
