Okay, now stop. You're already wrong. Santa doesn't build the toys, Lenny. Ming Ming oversees all factory designs and production lines constructions. Let's take it from the top! And this time, let's try not to sound totally fake. C'mon Mall Santas! Let's focus! These kids need us!

Yep. Brian Hobbs. That's my new name. Sounds pretty regular, doesn't it? I'll tell you, being normal isn't easy! I don't know how you do it. My place is here now. My daughter needs me to be normal. I'm no longer an Elf.