Minerva Gems The Animated SU fan series: Voice Actors, Writers, & Artists Auditions
AlexSunCheese for "The Mule"
The "Mule" is a mutant giant pebble who's life, at least, they believe so, is nothing but utter suffering and hardship. They always have a nihilistic outlook on every situation and see existence as nothing but a sick joke they aren't laughing about. They always speak in oddly verbose and eloquent tones, almost always mentioning some form of pain they're enduring.
They were created by their Cruel master, Red Natrolite, a gem with the ability to make pebbles by spitting on stones or boulders. Red Natrolite made the mule for the express reason for them to haul around things for them. While Natrolite could carry these things herself, she actively chose to force the mule to do this as a childish kind of torment to The Mule.
Must you create so much unnecessary noise? If you gaze upon my disheveled form, you may notice the ever present pain of my existence it enough pain already.
If I was to be so arrogant to ask my master, for what cruel and unusual reason have you created me? I know nothing but abject pain. Is this some form of demented test, or do you simply wish to see me suffer in abject agony?
(Try out an Improv line!)