Twisted Wonderland: The Phantom Bride
Viper Byte for Dire Crowley
British accent preferred for Crowley but I'm open to other interpretations.
Crowley is the headmage of Night Raven College. He constantly likes to remind others of how endlessly 'kind' he is. He is often content to leave things to the students and is not above 'gently' blackmailing them into doing things that would ultimately be for the school's (and his) benefit. With a flair for melodrama and constantly wearing a mask, he is shrouded in mystery.
(The students of Ramshackle Dorm have just been kicked out of their dorm by a load of ghosts. They appeal to the headmage to help them)
I'm afraid I can't be bothered—ahem!—I mean, though I sympathise with your plight, we shouldn't bother them. After all, she is searching for a groom she'll never find.
(Ortho has decided the only way to rescue his brother is to nuke the school)
STOOOP! Were you truly about to vaporise our historic building?! I forbid you from firing that beam!
(All of the students have refused to help rescue Idia, so the headmage decides to guilt them into reconsidering [low-key threatening blackmail] by pretending to be a news reporter 'exposing' the students' selfishness)
"Is it true that ghosts took over your campus? Give us an honest answer!"
"Oh, by the way, this is going to be in tomorrow morning's edition. Here, let's get a picture for the article!"
