When I was your age, I wanted all the same things you want now, except I was allergic to grass and hated football, that's when I realized God had a plan for my life! That no matter how bad things got, God was always making sure things turned out right!

The first bean could grow any kind of food or drink you could imagine. The second could change your looks: your height, your hair. The third produced the finest clothing, and the fourth, small kitchen appliances! Small kitchen appliances! Toasters, blenders, Fry Daddy deep fryers, you name it!

(Singing) I tried to be patient, I tried to be kind, can you tell me what the trouble is, am I losing my mind? No I didn't ask for much, just one simple little thing, didn't ask you to part the waters, I just wanted to hear you sing!