Hey, kids! Have you ever been bad? Do you remember when you broke your mom’s favorite vase and then stapled it back together and hope she wouldn’t notice? That was bad! Do you remember when you put your pet snake in Aunt Millie’s pajamas and she ran 5 miles without ever getting out of bed? That was bad too! And do you remember when you stuffed your sister’s teddy bear in the food processor and told her it got chewed up by a "giant bear-eating lizard"? And she believed it? That was really bad! The Bible calls the bad things we do, “sin”. And when we sin, we need to be forgiven. That’s right! So I know what you're thinking. "Jeepers, I've been bad! How do I get forgiven?" Am I right? Well, moms, dads, and kids of all ages, have I got the thing for you! The new WrongCo Forgive-o-Matic. Yes, sir! The new WrongCo Forgive-o-Matic slices dices and purees your sins away. It's as easy as this. Just dial up your sin here, press this button, and... bingo! God forgives you of your sin!

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(Singing) We could throw him in the Tigris, let him float a while, Then we'll all sit back and watch him meet a hungry crocodile. We could put him on a camel's back and send him off to Ur, With a cowboy hat without a brim, A boot without a spur.