[mid-monologue] The senator's office has since released a full apology.  And how refreshing it is to see a politician expressing regret for keeping his clothes ON!  [audience laugh]   Stick around, we've got packed show for you today.  There's music from indie sensations Laporte and the Caves and stand up comic Lara Fan will be showcasing her new live show.  We'll be right  back after the commercial break with superhuman sensation Samantha Robins... don't touch that remote! 

 [shocked, scared]  Samantha!  Please!   No!  [shouting] Security!  Help!