Once upon a time, under the sea, there was a little town called "Bikini Bottom." In this town, there was a place called "The Krusty Krab," where folks would come to eat a thing called the Krabby Patty. Every greasy spoon has a fry cook, and the one who worked here was named, "SpongeBob SquarePants."

Not that close! All right. Here we go. Now, SpongeBob loved his job as a fry cook more than anything. And that is saying a lot. Because he loved everything! He loved his pet snail, Gary. He loved his best friend, Patrick. He loved blowing bubbles, and jellyfishing.

He loved making Krabby Patties for the folks in Bikini Bottom just as much as they loved eating them. "Why," you may ask," do they love this greasy meal sandwich so much? Why did they eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, despite the doctor's warnings?