Bastard Energy
tik2theways for Alfy
and easy to get along with despite his strange looks. He enjoys a good drink and often lends his money to those who ask. However, he expected repayment in full. Don’t stay true to favor or be late to payment and his puppy dog persona shifts to something far more sadistic.
The voice I want is a bit chipper. He’s a happy-go-lucky party goer, but he also switches from being friendly to being hostile. However, there is still a chipperness to his tone, making his threats all the more unsettling, like your pain gives him joy (it does).
(He’s excited to throw a party for you) “Oh? Is there a reason to celebrate? Perfect!! I can throw such a wonderful festival for you! Do you prefer red or orange?”
(He’s going into business mode, a bit more serious but still keeping the cheery tone) “There are a few missing transactions… Eh, let’s worry about that later. The party is just getting good.”
(Cheerful but threatening) “Uh oh, keep talking, and I might just have you sleeping with the fishies.” (Pause before laughing) “I’m kidding! I’ll just cut off your tongue.”
