Bio: The town Wizard, is actually older than the town itself and was its' first resident. He lives inside a black castle surrounded by a seemingly bottomless pit where his pet Pit Demon resides. He only comes out at night, and always asks for permission before coming in- but he's well known for hosting extremely extravagant parties. Was missing for a good six hundred years after he was sealed away by wizards, who mistook him for some kind of creature of the night. His powers include the ability to fly and transform into a bat. He adores animals and often rehomes them after they've been saved from evil cults, which has led to his acquisition of several tigers, a couple kraken, and a southern Demonbat.

Character: Vando is petty, impulsive, entitled, dangerous, and childish. He's always chasing a good time, but gets upset when things don't go his way. Not that that's a common occurrence- nobody in town wants to anger the town wizard after all. He doesn't seem to understand or respect the circumstances of others- save animals. He considers himself quite the detective, but isn't all that smart and often comes to extremely wrong conclusions.

Voice: Mid or Low adult male. A Romanian, Russian, New Zealand, or Eastern European accent is preferred since it leans harder into the "obviously a vampire in a town where nobody knows what a vampire is" gag.