“Presenting her majesty! She welcomes all, and looks forward to seeing the novelty of your presentations! She hopes they will enliven her jaded palate!”

“Rejected! And the Queen notes that she has certain standards. She does not easily take offense for abuse of her hospitality, but it is always a possibility.”

“I must apologize. All guests must leave, immediately. Sadly, that includes all those whom the Queen had previously expressed interest in. All will receive a payment for their time. We understand the disappointment. The Queen will be here next year, as always."