[Merrily Happy]  

Dear Dear Diary,

Isn't life just the most beautiful thing. Fixing signs, mending posts, let them break, I say! I'm a better mender for all that repairing. I sometimes doubt there's a single bug in Hallownest happier than me.

[Very Excited]  

Hello Again Diary,

Not long now till the next Menderbash! For a stealthy types, we're a riotous bunch when we get together. And Mender Berri kept flashing me that smile! Might be time to muster my courage and act on it. I love my home and my life, but sharing it with another, why that'd be the Berri on top!

[Displeased, then Optimistic]  

My Lovely Diary,

Someone's gone and broke my favourite sign! Right there at the top of the crossroads. Keeps happening too! But you know, I just can't get mad about it. I should be thanking them really! More chances to fix that beautiful, complex sign. And I've stocked up on spare parts, so I've no fear it'll ever stay broken for long.