[DIRECTION: This is our first-ever introduction to Elysium University where the story will take place. The students (and the reader) are in awe.]

EXT. ELYSIUM UNIVERSITY - CONTINUOUS
Families of trolls, mummies, and angels wheel carts full of belongings down the sidewalk trail of balloons and pennants. They soak in the campus sights with wide eyes: an ominous Gothic church, a sparkling lagoon with SPLASHING mermaids, a lush garden filled with colorful plants and SNAPPING Venus Flytraps. What more could you ask for?

[DIRECTION: The friends enter a seemingly-empty corridor within an underground labyrinth. It's quiet. Too quiet.]

Tiberius confidently steps forward onto a floor tile. CLICK. In an instant, the floor and walls open up to reveal an absolutely hellish booby trap gauntlet! Spike pits, poison arrows, buzzsaws, axe pendulums, lava -- whoever designed this course had a serious grudge!

[DIRECTION: The tense and exciting treasure reveal is interrupted by something totally and obscenely unexpected.]

The moment they’ve all been waiting for. Emma’s trembling hands grab the chest, slowly open it, and is met with a blinding light from within. Emma grabs the phallic-shaped wand, and holds it high into the air, triumphantly!

BZZZZZZZZZT! Emma and Jordan turn pale with horror. Emma chucks the vibrating wand into the perilous pit.