You are? That's amazing. Just fill in this form.

And sign this waiver that agrees you do not hold us accountable for any injury or dismemberment you may sustain on the premise of our office. 

(Last lines should be said as quick as possible, as if you don't want the player to understand what you are saying)

Good day, how can I help you?

(Just pick a couple of lines!) 

“Happy to help!” ...

“I understand how (blank) that must be.” ...

“As much as I'd love to help …” ...

“Great question! ...

“Nice to meet you!” ...

“May I ask why that is?” ...

“Thanks for bringing this to our attention!”