"Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts! When the button above you is glowing, you are not permitted to get up and unbuckle. If you haven't already, please stow your carry-on’s underneath the seat in front of you or in the overhead bin. Make sure your seat is back and the folding trays are in their full, upright position. This flight will be approximately 2 hours and 30 minutes long and the stewardess will provide a snack and choice of drink for everyone. The forecast on our flight is predicted for sunny skies, so the life jacket tutorial will not be required! Get ready for take-off in five!" 

(This is a very long paragraph to read, so feel free to only say 2-3 sentences. Keep in mind if you are casted you will need to recite the entire portion.)

"Stay calm everyone! Get your life jackets out- ah shoot!"