M.W.C.A. (Musical Without a Cool Acronym) - a virtual Phineas and Ferb parody musical
bravoalmara for Candace Flynn
---THIS ROLE HAS BEEN CAST.---
15-year-old anxious teenager who spends nearly every day of summer trying to “bust” her brothers, who always seem to get away with everything. Neurotic and stubborn, but determined and charismatic. In love with Jeremy Johnson and best friends with Stacy Hirano.
Note - Candace and Jeremy kiss at one point in the show. How this will be done in a virtual format is TBD.
Songs Sung:
-"Omigod You Guys" from Legally Blonde (Shared Lead Vocalist with Stacy, Jenny, Isabella, and the Fireside Girls)
-"Big Fun" from Heathers (Featured Solo Lines)
-"The Room Where It Happens" from Hamilton (Lead Vocalist)
-"Summer Nights" from Grease (Shared Lead Vocalist with Phineas, Isabella, Jeremy, and Ferb)
-"Busted" from Phineas and Ferb (Shared Lead Vocalist with Vanessa)
-"Therapy" from Tick, Tick... Boom! (Shared Lead Vocalist with Jeremy)
-"Summer Belongs to You" from Phineas and Ferb (Shared Lead Vocalist with Phineas and Isabella)
Vocal range: Ab3-Eb5 (G5)
-Speaking Lines, from the cartoon-
"You're going down! D-O-W-N, down!!!"
"Oh hi, Jeremy!!"-Speaking Lines, from the musical-
(quickly and neurotically) "Well Jeremy asked me to go to the Danville Community dance tonight, which is really amazing because it’s Jeremy and he wants to go on a date with me which means he likes me. And that’s a really big deal! So I invited Stacy and Jenny over to help me figure out what to wear to the dance, but then Phineas and Ferb built this really big laser tag colosseum with cannons and lava and mechatronic bugs, so I had to put my life on hold to tell Mom what they were doing but she didn’t believe me so I ran here with this blaster thing to prove everything, but when I tried to fire it off, it just-- Okay, it didn’t do that. Please tell me you saw that!"-Singing Lines-
At the 0:46 mark of "The Room Where It Happens", sing the following (chorus should be an octave above Burr):
"A triangle and a rectangle sit in the backyard
Brothers way younger than men, ten
They emerge with some blueprints for inventions that haven’t been
thought of since the pen, then
The adolescents build one with unprecedented constructive efficiency
An escalator that can take you to the moon
Or a rollercoaster spanning the town built in a morning
But then it’s gone that afternoonNo one’s ever in the room where it happens
The room where it happens
The room where it happens
No one’s ever in the room where it happens
The room where it happens
The room where it happens
No one really knows how the gadgets here
Which are quite severe all just disappear
And Mom assumes it never happened
Because she’s never in the room where it happens"
Backing track - https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xPuUKWHTdNA0GiAeO4dK0aweuDvKb5x3/view?usp=sharing (copy and paste link)
At the 0:30 mark of "Omigod You Guys", sing:
"Jeremy’s such a perfect guy
I’m, like, gonna cry
I got tears comin’ out of my nose!
Hot dang! He’s a hunky man
He plays in a band
And he wears those cute Slushy Dawg clothes
One day he will propose!Omigod! Omigod you guys
Candace Flynn's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
Omigod you guys!"Backing track - https://drive.google.com/file/d/1huHg2xMNAjbwJ6B0DjKSRhwikK7ZVHKe/view?usp=sharing (copy and paste link)
Wonderful, you're cast :)