“Welcome, one and all. Today we shall- geez, what is it? I already started rehearsing… Anyways, don’t interrupt me again.”

“Thank you all for coming to watch Wonderland x Showtime’s performance today. We are Nene Kusanagi and NeneRobo. Well, you’re probably surprised to see NeneRobo…”

“Furthermore, we have some pretty weird friends. The stage director who made me is a supreme scatterbrain. The weird girl is always shouting ‘wonderhoi’. And the most annoying of them all is an idiot who’s always talking about how he’s the world’s greatest star. But we’re weird in a good way.”