My name is Agent Powers; this is Agent Trigger. We’re here to investigate reports of mysterious activity in this town.

I assure you I am not. I was born with a rare disorder that makes me physically incapable of experiencing humor.

That information is classified, but yes. Look, between you and me, I believe there’s a conspiracy of paranormal origin all connected to this town. We’re just one small lead away from blowing the lid off of this entire mystery.