SOLLUX: you dont get iit.

SOLLUX: iim way more complex than whatever the fuck ii 2ay onliine and what my friiend2 have told you.

SOLLUX: real liife ii2nt liike a datiing 2iim iin whiich you fumble your way iinto the riight choiice.

SOLLUX: why do you even want two befriiend me?

SOLLUX: ii dont thiink you get how weiird youre beiing.

SOLLUX: ii havent told you anythiing about me but 2omehow you manage two know a lot of really per2onal iinformatiion about me.

SOLLUX: hone2tly iit2 creepy af? ii know youre friiend2 wiith ba2iically all of my friiend2.

SOLLUX: and iim 2ure they told you iim kind of an aloof piiece of 2hiit and grumpy and hard two get along wiith.