The Homestuck Epilogues: A Radio Play
madsbirch for Davepetasprite^2
Another character who appears mainly just as a cameo (in just one chapter, I believe), Davepetasprite is their usual bizarre self, and actually ends up dealing the killing blow to Lord English, dragging him into the Candy Black Hole. They're a bit creepy and sarcastic, but very friendly and an excellent fighter.
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < dude i cant believe you dont recognize me
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < its me davesprite
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < and also nepeta?
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i know it looks pawful right now but we can do it
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < in fact were literally the only ones who can do it
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < after all
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < it is our destiny
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < im afuraid to say that you look like total shit my dude
DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < you should stay here while we wind this bitch down
discord: 🌟motherfuckin starboy🌟#1368