The Homestuck Epilogues: A Radio Play
CopperClementine for Roxy Lalonde
The standout character of the epilogues, Roxy plays a big part in both the Meat and Candy epilogues. Estranged from their husband in one, and coming to terms with their gender identity in the other, Roxy is a complex character in the epilogues, and may be the key to the story that comes after.
Roxy speaks in "text speak" a lot, saying things like bff and lmao through the epilogues. Feel free to make use of these any way you want in your audition, whether you want to say the full term or just the abbreviation.
I'd prefer to cast a nonbinary VA as Roxy given the content of the meat epilogue (and how much their arcs means to me personally), but feel free to audition regardless of your gender identity, just as long as you're comfortable voicing some pretty deep lines when it comes to gender and sexuality.
ROXY: it means that everyones rly good friends harry anderson
ROXY: just a dumb fancy word for bffs
ROXY: its a big hard word for grownups tho so feel free to un-know it now sweetie
(This is Roxy giving a speech at one of their best friend's funerals, the tone is extremely sombre/upsetting)
ROXY: theres no words to describe how i felt about dirk strider
ROXY: and even tho he left a note that had hella words in it
ROXY: they might as well have been sayin nothing
ROXY: which is just like dirk i guess
ROXY: to leave us with a load of bullshit and no idea why he did what he did
(This scene has Roxy meeting their estranged husband for the first time in years, it's extremely tense as both characters are very on edge, but still clearly have feelings for each other)
ROXY: i like my life!!!
ROXY: i mean it aint perf and i got my share of fuckups n mistakes in there but you dont get to tell me its fucked up
ROXY: or that it isnt real or somethin
ROXY: its mine!
