The Homestuck Epilogues: A Radio Play
Empath for John Egbert
John is the main character of Homestuck, and appears heavily in both epilogues. Just like the rest of the cast, he starts as a young adult in his mid-early 20's and by the end of the Candy epilogue he's middle aged, rather than the young child we've come to know over the course of Homestuck.
JOHN: i guess i’ll just come out and say it.
JOHN: i completely fucked up your entire life.
JOHN: i’m not going to pretend like there are two sides here. it’s my bad, totally.
JOHN: like, not just what happened to our marriage, though it’s also true that that’s completely my fault.
JOHN: but even before that...
JOHN: i think i fucked up on just this massive, fundamental level
JOHN: my wedding? um...
JOHN: good i guess?
JOHN: really good actually.
JOHN: you should have seen roxy. she was so beautiful in her dress!
JOHN: i mean, there were some awkward patches, but it was mostly ok.
(This scene is John meeting his son for the first time in a long time, so direction would be awkward and a bit tense)
JOHN: hey harry anderson.
JOHN: it’s really, really good to see you.
JOHN: do you wanna go for a drive?
