The Homestuck Epilogues: A Radio Play
Emmie525 for Jane Crocker
No longer the sweet girl from Homestuck, Jane very quickly takes a sinister turn as she ruthlessly pursues profit and war over her family and friends as she once did.
JANE: Well, Jake, it doesn’t always have to be that way.
JANE: Putting business first? Ignoring the good things in my life chasing profit? I’m sick of it.
JANE: I think that I could be... loving. I could be a good wife.
JANE: Oh, this is mortifying to admit, but I’ve been thinking that perhaps I’ve been doing the wrong thing with my life.
JANE: Instead of all this business politicking I’ve been doing, what I’d really like...
JANE: Is to settle down and raise a family.
JANE: Does that sound ridiculous?
JANE: All right.
JANE: Jake! Get the president on the phone.
JANE: It’s clear to me now that it’s past time for the military to strike, and I’ll be giving that man a real piece of my mind until an appropriate counterattack is in motion.
