The Homestuck Epilogues: A Radio Play
Septennial for Dave Strider
One of the most infamous Homestuck characters, Dave now spends his days hidden away as a hermit with his definitely-not-boyfriend, Karkat. That is, until they decide to run for President of Earth-C in order to combat a tyrannical dictator that used to be their friend.
DAVE: its never too late to develop a substance abuse problem
DAVE: ive been thinking about it for a while and it seems like its time for me to finally get on the wagon of not being on the wagon
DAVE: im kind of getting the feeling that... maybe...
DAVE: theres a level to what were thinking that isnt entirely coming across in words
DAVE: and since we dont have the right words we arent getting to the right actions either
DAVE: dude ok dont pretend you dont spend at least 15% of your day ogling jakes ass on television anyway
DAVE: in fact youre doing it right now
