The Homestuck Epilogues: A Radio Play

AthensCupcak for Jane Crocker

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Jane Crocker
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Role assigned to: CrustaceanMother

No longer the sweet girl from Homestuck, Jane very quickly takes a sinister turn as she ruthlessly pursues profit and war over her family and friends as she once did.

  • JANE: Well, Jake, it doesn’t always have to be that way.

    JANE: Putting business first? Ignoring the good things in my life chasing profit? I’m sick of it.

    JANE: I think that I could be... loving. I could be a good wife.

  • JANE: Oh, this is mortifying to admit, but I’ve been thinking that perhaps I’ve been doing the wrong thing with my life.

    JANE: Instead of all this business politicking I’ve been doing, what I’d really like...

    JANE: Is to settle down and raise a family.

    JANE: Does that sound ridiculous?

  • JANE: All right.

    JANE: Jake! Get the president on the phone.

    JANE: It’s clear to me now that it’s past time for the military to strike, and I’ll be giving that man a real piece of my mind until an appropriate counterattack is in motion.

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The Homestuck Epilogues: A Radio Play
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