The Kaard-Case Project [A Deltarune AU] - (Minor update as of 2/6/2020)
JiJboyo for Joey Fuzz
The Character
[Before making notes about the character, there is something that is worth bringing up: Joey Fuzz will not appear in the first chapter of Kaard-Case, so if you happen to be cast you may be around for a bit before you come into play. That said, the character info is below!]
Joey Buzz- A celebrity from the Craft kingdom. Their a hitman by trade, but their methods are a little... direct. When they plan to fight someone, you'll know: Everyone makes a huge fuss of it. He's a huge goofball chalk filled with quips your bound to hear over the course of a battle- and his confidence is well earned. The guy is more construct than creature, and his stamina is almost limitless- And he always fights at his best for his fans. He's certainly not subtle by any means, but if you receive a challenge from Joey Fuzz, you'd best watch your back. Outside of the Craft Kingdom, though, he's more likely to be noticed and get a "Huh, there goes that guy" from bypasses. Armed with a whole arsenal of craft materials, he's a versatile opponent to say the least. However, he's a questionable loser- upon dropping anywhere past half HP, he flees, always shouting "To flee is to fly, and not to die!", tossing glitter to the wind like a smoke bomb to cover his escape.
The Voice
This voice has a lot of different paths you could take- We were unable to decide on one specific thing that we were looking for. For one, you can go for a low, dopey voice. Another option is to keep the low, goofy tone but add a southern accent to it. Or, if you don't like those options you can always make them sound like a knockoff Elmo- The choice is yours!
Format reminder
Quotation marks (") mark the dialogue, and brackets [ ] mark direction. Even if the brackets show up in the middle of a line, don't read that part- just use it as a note for how to deliver the line.
"Greetings, Target! I'm Joey Fuzz, though you may already know me! I'm currently on a tight schedule, so i'll get right to the point! Somebody *really* doesn't like you, and has put a hit on your head! With that, I am here to rhetorically challenge you to a duel!"
[Joey is extremely blunt with his choice of words, so try and speak as if there's nothing even slightly wrong with the fact that you just announced that the person your speaking to has a hit on their head]"Ohp! It seems things are getting a little tight... Looks like we'll have to pick this up another time! To flee is to fly, and not to die!"
[Here, Joey is realizing that he's currently losing the battle (and is below half HP), preparing to run away and try again later. As he says "to flee is to fly and not to die" every time he does this, it's essentially his catchphrase- try and deliver it as if you were an actor loudly projecting a message to a crowd]"Hello, individual in whom I do not recognize! I'm currently working on the job, so i've aught to keep to my task! However, if you'd like an autograph i've always got time for my fans!"
[Remember, Joey is a celebrity. Sure, it's strange for someone in his line of work, but it's how he works nonetheless. He does his best to be charismatic, so try and keep an upbeat tone while speaking!]
