They say I’m half a man. But what does that make the lot of you? There’s another way out; I’m going to show you. Come out behind them and fuck them in their asses. Don’t fight for your king, and don’t fight for his kingdoms. Don’t fight for honor, don’t fight for glory. Don’t fight for riches, because you won’t get any. This is your city Stannis means to sack. That’s your gate he’s ramming, and if he gets in, it will be your houses he burns, your gold he steals, your women he will rape. Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let’s go kill them!

Father, I wish to confess. I wish to confess. I saved you. I saved this city, and all your worthless lives. I should have let Stannis kill you all. Father, I’m guilty, is that what you want to hear. Of poisoning the King, I’m innocent, I’m guilty of a far more monstrous crime. I’m guilty of being a dwarf. I’ve been on trial for that my entire life. I did not kill Joffrey but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores. I wish I was the monster you think I am. I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you. I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it. I will not give my life for Joffrey's murder. And I know I'll get no justice here, so I will let the gods decide my fate. I demand a trial by combat!