Heheh…the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It’s ALWAYS funny. Anyways, you’re a human, right? That’s hilarious. I’m Sans. Sans the skeleton. I’m actually supposed to be on watch for humans right now. But…y’know…I don’t really care about capturing anybody. Now my brother, Papyrus…he’s a human-hunting fanatic.

So you finally made it. The end of your journey is at hand. In a few moments, you will meet the king. Together...you will determine the future of this world. That's then. Now. You will be judged. You will be judged for your every action.

Say, I've been thinking. Seems like you're gonna fight my brother pretty soon. Here's some friendly advice: If you keep going the way you are now...you're gonna have a bad time.