"Now for the morning news. Actor Will Powers who plays the lead role in the popular kids show "The Steel Samurai: Warrior of Neo Olde Tokyo" was arrested yesterday on the suspicion of murder. The victim was reported to be Jack Hammer, a fellow co-star who plays the show’s primary villain known as the "Evil Magistrate". According to police: Mr. Hammer’s body was discovered yesterday afternoon inside one of the recording stages at the Global Studios lot here in the city still wearing the Evil Magistrate costume. Police believe the murder weapon was the "Samurai Spear", the Steel Samurai’s weapon of choice, which was found stuck through Mr. Hammer’s body. Further information is still pending upon further investigation."

"Next in the news: a large, unidentified animal was sighted at Gourd Lake! The town is buzzing with excitement! Locals are calling it "Gourdy" in a tip of the hat to Nessie, the Loch Ness monster. Though its namesake, Nessie, proved to be a hoax locals are confident their Gourdy is the real deal!"

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin! Strange occurrences continue at Gourd Lake, but this time: it's murder!"

"The body of a man was found in the lake early this morning. A suspect was apprehended. Sources inside the police department revealed that the suspect's name is Miles Edgeworth, age 24. Edgeworth was an up-and-coming prosecuting attorney, known for his skill and connections. He was guaranteed a long and rewarding career, but has he gone and thrown it all away?"