Niece, nephew, little Theon. I heard you managed to fuck things right into the ground. Captured a castle you couldn’t keep, got yourself taken prisoner. Even heard you have no cock. Explains why you think a woman can be King. I’m the one who’s going to build the Iron Fleet, because I’m the one who knows how to use it. I’ve been all over the world. I’ve seen more of it than all of you combined. And across the sea, there is a person who hates the Great Lords of Westeros just as much as we do. Someone with a large army, three large dragons, and no husband. I’m going to build that fleet, and I’m going to galavant right over and give it to Danaerys Targaryen, along with my big cock, and together we’re going to take the Seven Kingdoms. I wasn’t born to be King. I paid the Iron Price, and here I stand.