Shipwise Audio Drama: Game of Thrones - The Final Season
Monolithic for Ser Bronn of the Blackwater
Actor must be able to do a Northern English accent. Bronn is a sellsword who gives zero fucks about anyone but himself, however, he does hold a soft spot for Tyrion and possibly his brother. Bronn is very matter-of-fact and doesn't tend to mince words unless he's trying to cause a distraction. He doesn't take anyone's BS and will call them on their two-facedness. Is friendly, but will totally slit your throat for gold if someone wishes it.
My Lord, I’ve been a bit busy. My lonesome bachelor days are over. I’m to wed Lollas Stokeworth. She’s dimwitted, but if I wanted wits, I’d marry you. I didn’t know about the older sister. She’s fourty and barren. She still gets Castle Stokeworth of course, when she dies, unless she happens to perish before her father. Then Lollas gets the castle. What? Ladies from their horses and snap their pretty necks all the time. You once said, if anyone ever asked me to sell you out, you’d double their price. But if you want me to kill the Mountain for you, it better be a pretty damn big castle. If gave you the choice between fucking Lollas and fighting the Mountain, you’d have your britches down and your cock out before I could blink. He’s freakish big, and freakish strong. And quicker than you’d expect for a man of that size. Maybe I could take him. Dance around until he’s so tired of hacking at me he dropped his sword. Get him off his feet somehow. But one misstep and I’m dead. Why should I risk it?
