I made a tweet where I made a short parody of lyrics to the We Don't Talk About Bruno from the movie Encanto in Genshin theme. As a joke, I said if the tweet reached 10 likes, I would do the rest. It seems like some people want to see this come to life, so why not? The lyrics are complete BUT I need some additional singers for this parody. Gender doesn't really matter, but there are still rules to be applied...
RULES:
I'll be singing Pepa and Abuela's parts. Camillo's part has already been cast, but we still need more vocals. If I don't get enough people to sing the song, then I'll fill in the role, but I would rather have a distinct cast of vocals, you know?
To clarify, this parody isn't meant to be harmful or to bash Genshin. It's just a fun and silly parody about Gacha pain.
In this CCC, I'll just use the original lyrics to get an idea of what you can do. If you have any questions, please let me know! The final product will be uploaded on my YouTube page.
If you're curious to see the tweet, here it is: https://twitter.com/ChaosX_VA/status/1479561959104299008
Félix's part has a duet with Pepe and is quite supportive of her. In this parody, Félix will be the role of Genshin players who had the same experience as other players who have fallen into the gacha trap of Genshin Impact (i.e. Revealing new characters before their next banner drops).
REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/-IFD4ozm1DA?t=12
It was our wedding day!
No clouds allowed in the sky
I'm sorry, mi vida, go on
We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no
We don't talk about Bruno
Dorles's part is known to have a little rapping at her verse. This is one of the major requirements for this role. In the sense of the parody, Dorles will be one side of Genshin players, who like to summon one by one to avoid losing all of their wishes. Gacha fears...
REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/-IFD4ozm1DA?t=51 & https://youtu.be/-IFD4ozm1DA?t=131
Hey, grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling
I can always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling
I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch ch ch
It's a heavy lift with a gift so humbling
Always left Abuela and the family fumbling
Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand
Do you understand?
He told me that the man of my dreams
Would be just out of reach
Betrothed to another
It's like I hear him, now
Isabela has some high notes in this song. So that's the requirement for this role. In the parody, Isabela represents the players who buy the Blessing of the Welkin Moon to get free gems every day. Sadly, she learns the hard way that you don't have to pay $5.99 a month to get them.
REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/-IFD4ozm1DA?t=112 & https://youtu.be/-IFD4ozm1DA?t=142
He told me that the life of my dreams
Would be promised, and someday be mine
He told me that my power would grow
Like the grapes that thrive on the vine
Hey sis, I want not a sound out of you
Mirabel is a minor role in this, but her vocals are quite strong at the end of the song. As long as you can reach a medium-high range at most, you should be fine. In the parody, Mirabel will represent new players who have yet to install Genshin but want to give it a try. Why else would this topic pop up?
REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/-IFD4ozm1DA?t=150 & https://youtu.be/-IFD4ozm1DA?t=199
Um, Bruno
Yeah, about that Bruno
I really need to know about Bruno
Gimme the truth and the whole truth, Bruno
Why did I talk about Bruno?
I never should've brought up Bruno!
It's the famous fish lady... except in this parody, she represents the side of Genshin players who didn't get the 5-star character she was hoping for after all those wishes she spent.
REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/-IFD4ozm1DA?t=94 & https://youtu.be/-IFD4ozm1DA?t=108
He told me my fish would die, the next day, dead
Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read
Gut man or in this case, that one Genshin player who collected all constellations but is now left to only get dust. Not such a bad fate, but it still isn't [insert character here].
REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/-IFD4ozm1DA?t=99 & https://youtu.be/-IFD4ozm1DA?t=108
He told me I'd grow a gut and just like he said
Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read
In this Genshin parody, this character represents the players who have finally got a bright yellow wish coming their way. However, it was just a weapon...
REFERENCE: https://youtu.be/-IFD4ozm1DA?t=102 & https://youtu.be/-IFD4ozm1DA?t=108
He said that all my hair would disappear
Now, look at my head
Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read
