Veggietales Auditions

Well, there is no denying. It was a sad, sad thing that Madame Blueberry's house had become a big pile of smashed sticks. But, with her hard-working butlers and her nice new friends, Madame knew everything was going to be just fine. And most important of all, this once very blueberry was truly thankful that day, for everything she had and seemed. Although it may have been the late afternoon light. Not quite, so blue.

Listen, pickle, we have a wall! You do not! If anyone is to be doing the leaving, it will be you!

(Singing) Steak, steak, eat it, eat it, Shrimp, shrimp, need it, need it, steak and shrimp, steak and shrimp, need to, need to, eat it, eat it!

(Singing) Keep walking, but you won't knock down our wall. Keep walking, but she isn't gonna fall! It's plain to see your brains are very small to think walking will be knocking down our wall!

And I would have gotten away with it too! But for the love of brie cheese and baguette bread!

[Sarcastically] Do you prefer poking, or non-poking?

Oh, that's so sweet. I'll be singing that myself.. As I throw you into the furnace!!

(Singing) The Bunny, The Bunny, oh I love the bunny. I don't love my mom or my dad, just the bunny.

You want a toy that's fun. A toy that's cute. But most of all, you want a toy with a fully functioning buzz-saw built into its right arm.

(Screaming) Take me home! Put me back! Push another button, you're the king of the buttons!!!

(Singing) He said to her "I'd like a cheeseburger, and I might like a milkshake as well." She said to him "I can't give you either." And he said "Isn't this Burger Bell?" She said "Yes it is, but we're closed now. But we open tomorrow at Ten." He said " I am extremely hungry, but I guess I can wait until then."

Yargh! Watch your tongue matey, or we'll have to... uh.. what'll we do? Oh that's right. Argh! Ya got off easy today!

Hey, kids! Have you ever been bad? Do you remember when you broke your mom’s favorite vase and then stapled it back together and hope she wouldn’t notice? That was bad! Do you remember when you put your pet snake in Aunt Millie’s pajamas and she ran 5 miles without ever getting out of bed? That was bad too! And do you remember when you stuffed your sister’s teddy bear in the food processor and told her it got chewed up by a "giant bear-eating lizard"? And she believed it? That was really bad! The Bible calls the bad things we do, “sin”. And when we sin, we need to be forgiven. That’s right! So I know what you're thinking. "Jeepers, I've been bad! How do I get forgiven?" Am I right? Well, moms, dads, and kids of all ages, have I got the thing for you! The new WrongCo Forgive-o-Matic. Yes, sir! The new WrongCo Forgive-o-Matic slices dices and purees your sins away. It's as easy as this. Just dial up your sin here, press this button, and... bingo! God forgives you of your sin!

Allow us to introduce ourselves.

(Singing) We could throw him in the Tigris, let him float a while, Then we'll all sit back and watch him meet a hungry crocodile. We could put him on a camel's back and send him off to Ur, With a cowboy hat without a brim, A boot without a spur.

What? Like the lions are gonna cooperate? Like one's gonna lie on him and say, "Hey, you eat him, I'll lie on him"? Come on, we're the ones that are ly-in, not the lions.

(Singing) No skeptic could explain just how, nor could one oft rebut, the wonderous deeds that went on in that little alpine hut. Some would stand in silence, while some just sctratched their scalps, for the curious ways of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps!

We moved in down the street!

I've been watching you kids, every Monday morning your mom gives you a $1.28 and I want it!

Why does everyone want their laundry picked up at night all of a sudden?

(Singing) Scuba, Scuba, Scooby-Dooby-Dooba, here we go Scuba, come on!

You can bet your wacky wig! And I think its great you've been taking dancing lessons but you don't need that spleen-bruising-get-up to dance. You're special just the way God made you.

Great Scott! It's a monster! And it's got the wee lad in its clutches! This is a job for Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy! We need Larry-Boy! Call him, beep him, I don't care how you get him, just get him fast! I'll call you right back. (Scream) Oh, the inhumanity. Larry-Boy! Where could he be?!

(Singing) The Window here is mighty dear. A precious work of art, But patience, lass will see this glass tomorrow when Easter starts.

*Say something you think would fit*

You know Junior, God wants us to love everybody, not just the people that are like us. So we need to accept others just the way they are. Besides, we can learn a lot from people who are different from us.

I'm not usually that bad as a co-pilot. Usually, I'm quite dexterous! Maybe it's because I'm used to the ukulele, the neck is so much shorter... Yeah... that's why. Say, I need to call my wife!

Hi! Do you like it? I made it entirely out of Bamboo and Coconut! Pretty cool, huh? Well climb aboard

I think what you've been through today was punishment enough. Let's just make sure that from now on we get the true story, the first time.

Let's skedaddle up those stairs, your father will be up in a minute to tuck you in.

(Singing) No matter wherever you are, it is never too far, if you think of me I'll be with you.

I've been so foolish. For so long I have had so much. A roof over my head, plenty of food, good friends. But all I wanted was more, more! No more! There's a new Madame Blueberry in town and she's going to be thankful for what she has.

There are weeds! Terrible weeds popping up all over Bumblyburg! They are saying very strange things about your friend, Alfred. I don't believe them, but some of our citizens are getting worried. What's worse though, they are ruining the lawns and gardens of our fair city. Larry, if Larry-Boy cannot stop them, our property values will plummet, and our homes will be left with nothing! Can you find him?

(Singing) Because a thankful heart is a happy heart. We’re glad for what we have, that’s an easy way to start. For the love that He shares, And He listens to our prayers, That’s why we say thanks everyday. That’s why we say thanks everyday.