THE LORAX PARODY
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We are making a parody of "The Lorax" on Minecraft, bedrock. In which we will create the whole set and then voice the entire movie.
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The main character of The Lorax.
- english
The Once-ler? Mmm-hmm. Okay. Grammy, is this a real thing that we’re talking about now?
Yeah, that’s awesome. Feeding junk food to forest animals? That’s great. But, uh, is there a musical number where you show me how to get a tree? Because I would love to hear that one.
Hey, she is not some girl! She’s a woman, in high school. And she loves trees. And I’m going to get her one.
"All right, you know what? That’s it! You listen to me, you furry meatloaf. I’m going to chop down as many trees as I need. Okay? Newsflash! Not going anywhere! End of story."
“Garbage”? Oh, no. Oh, no! You do not get it. This is a revolutionary product that will change the world as we know it. It has a million uses! Look at this. It’s a swimsuit! Mud tracked all over your floor by uninvited guests? Well, the Thneed sure comes in handy for that! But wait, there’s more! Thanks to its all-natural microfibers, the Thneed is super-absorbent! It also works as a hat. Of course, you probably want to wring it out first."
"Bad? I’m not bad, I’m the good guy here. He just doesn’t get it. Do you think I’m bad? Thank you! I mean, something good finally happens to me, and he just has to come along and rain on my parade. What’s his problem? See? Yeah, bad! Right."
Secondary character of 'The Lorax'
"Then you leave me no choice. If you’re not gone by the time the sun sets on this valley, all the forces of nature will be unleashed upon you and curse you until the end of your days! You have been warned. Thanks."
"Stop right there! Stop it! So you would hammer one of nature’s innocent creatures?"
"I’m the Lorax! Guardian of the forest. I speak for the trees. So you’re telling me, you just didn’t see me magically appear out of that stump? With all the lightning and thunder and stuff. You didn’t see any of that?"
The ANTAGONIST of 'The Lorax'
"You got a beautiful town here, Ted. Lots of fun stuff to occupy your short attention span. Why, I can’t think of any reason you would ever want to go outside of town again."
"Why is he leaving town? No one ever leaves town! See what he’s up to."
"Fuck his ass up."
The love interest of 'The Lorax'
"Those are trees. Real ones. They used to grow all around here. And people said that the touch of their tufts was softer than anything, even silk. And they smelled like butterfly milk!"
"I’d probably marry him on the spot. I bet that sounds crazy. Does that sound crazy?"
"Hey, do you want to see something cool? Come on."
Ted's mother in 'The Lorax'
"You would rather have some dirty, messy lump of wood that just sticks out of the ground? And it does what? I don’t even know what it does. What’s its purpose? Look at what we’ve got. It’s the Oak-amatic. The only tree with its own remote. Summer, autumn, winter, and disco!"
"Dance with the tree."
"Mom, it’s not really the time for one of your magical fables, okay?"
Ted's Grandma in 'The Lorax'
"That’s right, I forgot. I’m old and can’t even remember to put my teeth in."
"Far outside of town where the grass never grows and the wind smells slow and sour when it blows. And no birds ever sing, except old crows."
"People used to say if you brought him 15 cents, a nail and the shell of a great, great, great grandfather snail, he would tell you everything."
You can't fuck this up.
humm like your life depends on it
now humm a steven universe song /j
make sure you have zero braincells
Once-lers Aunt in 'The Lorax'
"What a dump..."
"So, who invited the giant, furry peanut?"
"Oh, I’m sorry, but Mr. Once-ler’s not seeing anyone right now."
An O'Hare Delivery Guy in 'The Lorax'
♪ You don’t know me, but my name’s Cy ♪ <- singing
♪ I’m just the O’Hare delivery guy ♪ <- singing
♪ But it seems like... trees might be worth a try, so I say let it grow ♪ <- singing
Once-lers Uncle in 'The Lorax'
"Hey! I love this guy!"
"Now you’re thinking. That would speed things up!"
"Hate that guy on goddd."
Once-lers older brothers in 'The Lorax'
"Hey, Chet, check this out! Go long!"
"I got it! I got it! I got it!" <- in an extremely gremlinesque voice
"HAHAAA! HE TOTALLY RAN INTO THAT TREE!"
literally make shit up you're voicing all the characters I didn't list <3
meowww emeowwww
Once-lers Mother in 'The Lorax'
"There he is! There’s my big, suddenly successful, son! We always knew you would make it, Oncie. Right?"
"Oh hush your mouth, I was just trying to motivate you."
"Well, and this just came to me, we could always start chopping down the trees."
Her name is Marie and she's three. Respect the drip.
"My name is Marie, and I am three."
"Kill yourself."
"Would you hurt a little guy on his birthday???"
"Pass the blunt babygirl."
"Really? Because when a guy does something stupid once, well, that’s because he’s a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, it’s usually to impress some girl."
"Aw! How nice to see someone so undeterred by things like reality."
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