Super Mario Bros Movie Review Skit.
Project Overview
Hello there everyone! Ya boi is back at it again with a new project. After seeing the recent Super Mario Bros Movie released by Illumination and Nintendo themselves, I think now would be a good time to start up the review on this movie as I promised. However, I will need your help. I wanted to do more than just a plain old regular review, I wanted to do a skit parody of the film for some comedy and to liven things up a bit. In this review me and my friend Future Damon Everything FDE wanted to live up the the Mario Bros Legacy, so by doing so, we were given the spotlight as Mario and Luigi. This skit is made purely for comedy, just remember that. If you are taking the role of a major character or character with more than a few lines of dialogue in the script, then I will invite you to my official review server, that way you can submit the rest of your lines, otherwise I'll just use the auditions audio for the one lined characters. Anyways enjoy, have fun, and I look forward to working with you guys.
Script: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VmQySxXQ_-g3GdpTd6mshBKjSefLR3tgFvzsbOEYzuk/edit?usp=sharing
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The ruler of the Ice Kingdom at the beginning of the film
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- male adult
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- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
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ATTACK!
That was but a taste of our fury, do you yield?
Pay him no mind. He is cute, but also *whistle*.
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- male young adult
- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
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Laugh all you want, you won't win against us.
*excited* YAY!
*terrified* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! WERE ALL GONNA DIE!
Mario and Luigi's first customer.
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- male adult
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- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
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That's right, our sink keeps dripping water all day nonstop.
Oh yes, this here is our pal Duck Hunt. He's a lovable guy.
Because my father always brings him outside to help him catch some ducks. He has a serious obsession with ducks.
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- female adult
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- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
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Oh hi! It's so nice to meet you, we are in desperate need of plumbers right now.
Here it is! Take your time boys.
Honey! Have you seen Duck Hunt?
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- male adult
- brooklyn italian
- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
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Ayeoo!
Well I'll be, The Super Mario Brothers!
Yeah! And MAN! You two were so ridiculous out there. I mean plumbers with white gloves?
One of Mario's family members
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- male adult
- brooklyn italian
- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
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Ayeoo!
And those accents, are they giving out rewards for the worst actors? What? What did I do?
Mario and Luigi's parent
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- female adult
- brooklyn italian
- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
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Ayeoo!
Oh be quiet! Those two were brilliant. If you ask me, that commercial belongs in a movie.
My boys! Our heroes!
The mayor of Brooklyn New Donk- I mean New York City.
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- female adult
- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
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Everyone please calm down, we're handling the situation as we speak.
Princess Peach's loyal guardian and protector. He helps Mario and Peach on their journey to stop Bowser.
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- male young adult
- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
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DO NOT TOUCH THAT MUSHROOM! YOU'LL DIE! Oops I'm sorry! That one is perfectly fine. Anyways hi I'm Toad, nice to meet you.
Did that hurt?
Definitely not a dream. And yes, you are indeed in the mushroom kingdom.
The wise and eldest Toad who protected Peach all his life.
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- male adult
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- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
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This may be the worst case scenario that I have ever witnessed. The mad Koopa has already taken the power star.
We are not going to die. Surely our beloved princess knows just what to do.
Your majesty with all due respect, that prophecy you speak of is only a fairy tale. There's no way anyone has the strength to take on Bowser let alone his army by himself.
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- monsterous
- male adult
- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
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Brains… Brains…
*wakes up* THAT PUN WAS AAAWWWWWWFUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLL!
Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. She does her best to stop Bowser at all cost while seeking the help of Mario after he lands in the Mushroom Kingdom.
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- female adult
- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
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My fellow Toads, Bowser is coming. We don't have much time before he comes to the Mushroom Kingdom. We are going to stop that monster.
Not to worry! There's a prophecy that states that a hero will come to this Kingdom and save us all.
I know what I'm talking about, just leave it all to me.
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- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
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YEAH!
YEAH… Huh?
One of Bowser's Minions
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- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
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YEAH!
YEAH… Huh?
But doesn't she hate you?
One of Bowser's Minions
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- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
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Aww
YEAH!
YEAH… Huh?
He should have watched what he said.
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- male adult
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- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
Oh what if she says no? *Screams in agony after being burned into a dry Bones.*
Draaaaammaaaa!
One of Bowser's Leading Generals
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- male adult
- vietnamese
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- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
Yeah! That's our leader!
WATCH OUT FOR THE BLUE SHELL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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- female teen
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- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
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*frustrated* No way! You just embarrassed me in front of my own friends. How am I going to get more followers if I have a boyfriend that lost to a tiny midget?
Was the most popular Kong in the Jungle.
*angry* You know what DK, we're through! Don't call me, don't text me, don't come to see me, I'm done with you. Goodbye!
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- male adult
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- british
- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
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I left my kingdom for this?
The lady who volunteered to help in Mario and Luigi's Commercial.
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- female adult
- fluent in almost any english speaking accent
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Thank you Super Mario Brothers, it seems that only thing you haven't drained is my bank account.
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