Spoof Noir: Episode Two The mystery of the swiped swine
Project Overview
Epsiode Two of Spoof Noir. This time follows our protagonist and his companion to the Circus. Please have a discord when auditioning for these roles.
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Think Ringling Brothers Circus Announcer when you audition for this role.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen give it up for Tiny the world's tallest midget. Wasn't he amazing folks [fade to background] now give a round of applause for hairy the elephant as he balances across the wire on a ball, then dives into the tub of water. {The sound of an elephant roar, followed by a drum roll, falling whistle, audience gasp, and a drip sound]
Wasn’t that amazing folks, don’t worry folks we’ll get him out of there.
When Auditioning for this role think about Bette Davis' voice.
What would you happen to be looking for?
You mean Salt Lake city?
When Auditioning for this role think about June Cleaver and how she talked.
One second Dear. When lifes got me stressed, and believe me I know stress. I choose Mommas little helper brand Little helper. one sip and all my worries go away
You mean Salt Lake city?
Mom Im hungry
He Shot dad
Yeah, You. (like your calling out from audience)
Honey I'm Home
Smart, Sassy, and has a mystery about her. Watch episode one to see what the original VO did with her.
no need to be rude, I'm here like I said I would be. What's the case?
in to what?
Emma: No you palooka, her trailer smelled like a pigs been living in there. Not to mention didn’t you hear a squeal?