PesterQuest An Interactive FanDub!
Project Overview
General Synopsis:
Pesterquest is the continuation of the game Hiveswap:Friendsim(which hopefully we plan on dubbing in the future) where MSPAReader is forced to read the entire comic of Homestuck. Furious they look for Doc Scratch and some how gets, as they put it, "time zappy powers", and fully loses their memory from their previous friend encounters. Now they are on a quest to make new friends, but this time with the characters from Homestuck proper. There will be all kind of shenanigans, irons in the fire, and plenty of soper slime for you to enjoy as we bring it to life with voice acting!
General Rules for Auditioning:
- Discord is a requirement, that is a preferred method of communication between me and the other admin.
- Due to the subject matter I request that those who do audition be at least 16 to be considered.
- Please be prompt and able to communicate clearly to the admins and editors in charge.
- When recording please keep background noise to a minimum, and be sure to speak loudly and clearly
- DO NOT discriminate others. This is a fan project, any and all will be considered and loved in our community
After you are cast I will reach out to you and add you to our discord server, where most of our conversations will take place.
NOTICE: Sorry to say that Terezi will not be available for audition because I will be voicing her.
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Latest Updates
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138 auditions...I never would have thought ^^;; You all were seriously so good! I will be combing through auditions and casting people. If you are cast I will be getting ahold of you within the next couple of days to get you on our server so we can get this started! To make you aware if you are not cast do not worry, we will have a first pick and a second pick, as well as we plan to do many other projects in the future! Again thank you so much from the bottom of my heart and I look forward to working with you! Much love, Damien (aka CroDaddy)
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Its getting close to to time!
Holy shit we are nearly up to 100 auditions! I want to say thank you so much for auditioning! Me and my co-director are currently dwindling down the list. If you get a notification that you have been rejected for any reason do not be discouraged as we do plan to do many more projects in the future! Again thank you so much for auditioning and I look forward to working with you! -
Thank You So Much!
I want to thank each and everyone of you guys so much for auditioning! This means the world to me to kick of this project soon! Even though the deadline is 10 days away we are still in need of auditions for certain characters so that me and my co-director can make a better decision on casting. Here is a list of who we need to hear from: MSPAReader(wouldn't hurt) John Rose Dave Karkat Kanaya Gamzee Vriska Tavros(needed badly!!) Aradia Nepeta Sollux Feferi Jane(needed badly!!) Roxy If you have already auditioned thank you so much if not feel free to share this around! I look forward to working with you guys soon! Much Love, CroDaddy
MSPAReader is basically the narrator of this story and is meant to be a self-insert. This is going to be a big role that I intend to cast to one or maybe 2 people. All I ask as that you speak very clearly when you audition!
I DO NOT HAVE LINES FOR THIS PLEASE SEND IN A DEMO REEL OR WHATEVER YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST WORK!
A young lad with the feeling of being an adorable prankster. He lives with his father who tends to bake day in and day out, presumably to annoy him. MC pops in on John’s birthday and masquerade’s them self as a ‘mailman’ while accidentally losing the package containing the SBRUB Beta, hence fucking with the flow of time.
*polite, but bummed out* Well, as nice as it is to meet you Mr. mail man, to be honest, this just kind of sucks. I've been waiting for a really cool game to arrive in the mail, but it's been a few days already. and now I'm starting to think it got lost in the mail? It might just never come now, and I'm kind of bummed out about it. I had some hope it would show up on my birthday as like... a present? from nobody, really. Just a present out of thin air I guess. like it was going to be... destiny, or something? Oh well. I guess magic really is as fake as all the scientists say it is.
*Feel free to add your own line here*
Rose is a young girl who is quite alone in her large house often spending time writing books about wizards. Although that contradicts a bit with her own personal scientific outlook on life, it does fascinate her to fantasize about these things. In the presence of MC she is suspicious about your claims of being the mailman, but in the presence of a new person invites you inside to be studied.
YOU WILL ALSO BE VOICING OLDER ROSE IN ROXY’S ROUTE
*intrigue, but semi-monotone* Your predilections toward mailman mimicry weren't all that John told me about. He also said that you had...certain powers. Powers of teleportation and time travel. I told him that he must be mistaken, since it's a well known fact that magic, although a popular and highly engaging subject of fiction, is fake as hell. Luck is also fake as hell. You say you can do magic. Prove it.
*Feel free to put your own line here*
Dave is the coolest motherfucker around, at least that is what he thinks. He is just a bro who enjoys video games, rhyming, and confusing the fuck outta his friends. He lives and hangs out alone most of the time with the unorthodox watch of his Bro almost all the time. MC accidentally zaps over to the home which is steaming in the Arizona sun, so much so that Dave washes his hoodie from all the stank, and they just chill.
*In absolute awe(overdramatic)* Gog damn. Owned in my own home. Owned within an inch of my life. I’m on the edge reachin’ out that hand of friendship and this chucklehead long live the kings me. Thousands of gazelles trample my useless body as jonathan taylor thomas's fursona watches on. Who will raise Simba now who's going to teach him about combat, philosophy, life...btw I put your nasty sweatshirt in the shower.
(Must complete this rap! Come up with your own beat!)
got
more plush ass than a
puppet lost and found
king strider drops the illest fires
cause heavy is the crown
rhyming puppet with puppet
call that puppet rhymes
killin all ventriloquists
puppet on puppet crimes
*Feel free to add your own line here*
Jade is a loveable, yet lonely girl who lives on an island with her weird dog named BEC and her dead, stuffed grandfather. She can be emotional, even somewhat helpless at times, but she cares deeply about her friends even though she has not met them yet. MC shows up at her home, but she was prepared and armed at the ready, due to John’s message. She is angry and suspicious at MC for showing up and destroying her one chance to be able to see her friends while playing SBRUB.
*clearly very upset* That's a very likely story! I can put two and two together pretty easily, you know. You’ve never shown up in any of my dreams before, and now none of those dreams are coming to pass. Not to mention that I don't even see prospit when I go to sleep anymore!!!!! And that can only mean that you have derailed the forces of fate!! You destroyed John’s copy of sburb and somehow that changed EVERYTHING! Not only could John not begin the game, none of us could! And none of the meteors hit like they were supposed to! It was like the universe changed its very fabric to bend to your evil whims.
*Feel free to add your own line here*
Karkat is a noisy, very obnoxious individual that constantly needs to be on top and the boss for every situation. Despite all of this he cares about each of his friends even if he has a funny way of showing it. Zapping around, MC fumbles into Karkat’s house at first, freaked out and is super pissed (aka normal Karkat.) Throughout the route however, they both share a bonding moment realizing that they are both mutants of their own race, thus becoming friends.
*very annoyed* OKAY, ASSHOLE. WHAT WERE YOU DOING WATCHING ME IN MY DREAM LIKE SOME HORNLESS CASTE-POSING PERVERT? I CAN'T EVEN RETREAT INTO UNCONSCIOUSNESS ANYMORE, IS THAT IT? I WON'T EVEN SLIDE INTO THE NASCENT RELIEF OF DEATH WITHOUT AN ALIEN STALKING ME. DID ONE OF MY "FRIENDS" PUT YOU UP TO THIS? WAS IT SOLLUX? EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE PASTIME--MAKE KARKAT'S LIFE EVEN MORE OF A CONSTANT, EFFERVESCENT SHITSHOW.
*Feel free to add your own line here*
Kanaya is a fairly reserved troll wrapped up in her own hobbies of reading rainbow drinker(vampire) novels and designing her own clothes. She speaks in a very gentle, calming, and motherly nature tending to those who need her guidance or advice. MC gets nearly burned alive while inside Kanaya’s hive, but sticks around to try and help her with her own personal problems instead of the other way around.
*emotionally exhausted, but propper* Well, No. I Can't Ever Tell If Shes Sincere. She Makes Serious Things Into Jokes and Jokes Into Big Dramas. I Thought She Started Calling Me Her Moirail As A Joke. But She Told Everyone Else About It Too. She Didn't Even Ask Me What I Wanted. And Now I Don't Know How To Talk To Her About It. Every Conversation We Have Gets So Antagonistic. But I'm Not Interested In That Quadrant With Her. Sometimes It Feels Like Our Relationship Is Just An Aggregation Of Shallow And Insincere Hostilities.
*Feel free to add your own line here*
This troll is a loveable weirdo that believes in the miracles of ingesting soper slime in order to be closer to his messiahs. MC has the opportunity to sway him away from using drugs to numb himself from the pain, but doing so may cause the destruction of your friend’s life. He speaks in a fairly gruff surfer dude voice and is fairly calm and chill with just about everything until he snaps.
*go with the flow* Oh DaNg BrOtHeR a NuTrImErCeNaRy nEvEr GiVeS aWaY hIs SeCrEt InGrEdIeNt. AlLs YoU nEeD tO kNoW iS tHiS iS...tHe GoOd ShIt. YoU wAnT tO sEe ThE mIrAcLeS tHe WaY i SeE tHeM, i KnOw YoU dO. i CaN hEaR iT iN yOuR vOiCe, I cAn SeE iT iN yOuR sEe-StAlKs, ThIs Is ThE sHiT tHaT iS gOnNa PuT yOu AlL tHe WaY uP oVeR tHe ToP.
(MUST DO THIS LINE HAS SOBER GAMZEE TO AUDITION)
*clearly on the brink of Insanity* OVERREACTION? isn't no fucking reaction, little aberrant spec of wormmeat. THIS IS THE TRUE GOD'S JUDGEMENT. he came to me, motherfucker. he spoke his words in my ear. HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHAT'S EVER BOTHERED TO SAY MOTHERFUCKIN TRUTHS TO ME. don't worry. you'll meet him soon. HONK. honk. HONK. honk.
*Feel free too add your own line here*
Vriska is the absolute bad bitch of the group. Ruthless, cruel, and cunning Vriska guns for her goals and is always self assured in what she does. You end up roleplaying with her and get to understand her troubles more as she vents about her life and her struggles.
*reassuring turning cocky* May8e you can go on message8oards and try out 8eing someone new and find out you like it? May8e it's nice to 8e called something your lusus doesn’t call you? And meet people who only ever knew you as the girl online or on the other ship who is like super 8adass and good at things? Come oooooooon. You can’t tell me you’ve never wanted to 8e someone else.
*Feel free to add your own line here*
Quiet and commanding Equius is a troll who knows his worth exactly and loves to lord it over others, for he is a stern believer in the hierarchy and goes to lengths to preserve it, but has a fetish for being dominated by lower castes. Has a conflicted love for Aradia due to her being a lower caste, but sees her as a prime example of a higher classmen. You bond with him over your shared trait of supernatural powers and abilities. He has a low, whispery voice that sounds almost creepy in how breathy it is.
*curious but stern* At first I thought you might be Aurthour, my lusus. It’s ridiculous, 100king back, though you do share a sort of globular-pated resemblance...How did you come to entangle yourself in my brawl, only to immediately escape...Are you...Abnormally fast...I admit that particular method of being STRONG had not occurred to me, but I am intrigued. I, too, like to test the limit of physical capability.
*Feel free to add your own line here*
Tavros is your stereotypical nervous individual that tends to be pushed around by others or pressured into doing things. That landed him into trouble when a ‘friend’ of his made him jump off a cliff because he didn’t have a ‘spine’. Now he is a crippled troll simply trying to get by in the horrid world. The MSPAReader comes across Tavros and sees the cycle of abuse he takes from his ‘friend’ and helps him get the confidence to make his own decisions.
*clearly uncomfortable last line delivered angrily* aLTHOUGH SHE ALSO SENT ME THIS FOUR-WHEELED DEVICE, wHICH HELPS ME TO NOT BE CULLED, sO THAT’S NICE i GUESS, uHHHHH, aLTHOUGH MAYBE SHE WOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT IF kANAYA DIDN’T SAY TO, i DON’T KNOW, sHE’S HARD TO UNDERSTAND, sOMETIMES VERY NICE, aND OTHER TIMES EXTREMELY NOT NICE, aND i CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW SHE TRULY FEELS ABOUT ME,
*Feel free to add your own line here*
Aradia is a sweet troll, who at times seems to be a bit on the creepy side with how much she enjoys death. And this is because SURPRISE she is dead, and also not when she is in god tier form. She comes across MSPAReader sleeping in the dirt around the outskirts of the planet and she mentions she has been watching them sleep for quite some time. Slowly she reveals that she is a ghost, but then also she gives back MSPAReader their memories that Doc Scratch took away. With the new mind returned what will you do?
*Enthralled* Remains can tell us a lot ab0ut their 0wners life...h0w they lived, h0w they met their end...is that n0t a little w0nderful? F0ssils represent a finality, a m0ment l0cked in time, it is the physical that remains while the spirit m0ves 0n. Everything that made them wh0 they were is g0ne. When all is said and d0ne it's 0nly the b0nes that survived t0 tell their tale, *turns overly exicted* and in that way death is a s0rt 0f perfecti0n d0nt y0u think? Their vi0lent end a s0rt 0f peace n0thing left, but the b0nes.
*Feel free to add your own line here*
She is a bubbly and playful troll that tends to converse with people in a roleplay-like manner. She lives alone with her lusus Pounce de Leon and is often lonely painting in her cave or messaging her friends. Showing up outside of the cave MSPAReader almost gets attacked by Pounce. They roleplay with her and come inside as they talk about how she hates that she lives in the middle of nowhere, and how lonely she is.
*bright and sweet turning sadder and sadder with each line* I suppose that even if they aren’t I wouldn’t have anything to compurr(compare)them to!! They are the only sort of dreams I’ve ever s33n. I’m not sure what they are...I s33 other Nepetas sometimes...sometimes Pounce is there and sometimes she is dead and that always makes me very sad...I s33 my friends too...and other people I don’t know, but who I think would be purrty good furriends if I got a chance!
*Feel free to add your own line here*
Sollux is a weird and abrasive troll with powerful psychic abilities, he lives in a large apartment building but has to keep his lusus chained to the roof due to how large it is, as a double headed giant. He talks with a lisp and has a tone of voice that sounds irritated. Meeting Sollux for the first time, when you mention Karkat and Terezi, visibly is sick to his stomach. Although soon after learning about his problems of voices in his head, you grow close in order to help him work it out.
*weirded out turned friendly* So we’re not 2tayiing over becau2e you’re obviiou2ly not 6 sweeps and having you over for a 2leepover would be fuckiing weiird. But al2o...you 2eem okay. ii would’t miind 2pendiing more time wiith you. Which ii2 2somthiing ii don’t tell everybody. There2 a frozen musclebeast nectar place near the drone office. We can go there.
*Feel free to add your own line here*
A major asshole who hits on everyone and everything he can. Takes delight in flaunting his superiority over others and tries to act cool to get romantic attention from others, but fails everytime. Hates all land dwellers with a passion that can only be described as “Trying way too hard”. He sounds snobby and puts particular emphasis on w’s and v’s. After finding MSPAReader on the beach and complaining about his quadrants(relationships), he offers to have the troll equivalent of a date in order to get to know them. Soon however, it begins to go sour when another troll, Sollux, shows up and is challenged to a dual.
*overdramatic* God I suck. My moirail and my kismesis both spontaneously realized how much of an ungrateful piece of troll garbage I am recently, and they dumped the hell outta me. Ripped my damn heart out like it wwas part of a grisly offerin’ to the gods...so I’m like. Goin’ through a lot at the moment because honestly at this point I’m feelin’ pretty worthless. Nobody wants to deal with me or date me or hate me...nobody’s gona put up wwith my unendin’ tidal wave of bullshit, so wwhat evven is the point anymore. Nobody wants to be my friend and I don’t blame them.
*Feel free to add you own line here*
A bubbly and kind fish princess, but has an inner self-centered and mean spirited personality that is a result of her upbringing. Her lusus is a cthulu-style monster that has the ability to murder every single troll in the galaxy and protects her from being murdered by the current empress. She has a kind voice that is overall really bubbly. Zapping your way into the ocean you come across feferi who is sweet and bubbly as usual, but when she gets to talking she worries about the fate of her people. Unlike Eridan she cares for the land-dwellers, or more like she cares about what they think of her, and you as the friend expert helps her find a balance.
*furious and fed-up* Heh. That’s putting it lightly!! I’m sure everyone has been incredibly mean to you. The sea-dwellers think they’re so much betta than everybody else, but they’re just a bunch of shellfish, arrogant bassholes! The highblood prey on the low bloods, and no one cares how other people feel, or even if they live or die!! Drones fly around krilling anybody weak or useless!!
*Feel free to add your own line here*
Jane is a plucky young, problem sleuth enthusiast, and heiress to the biggest company at this time, CrockerCorp. She has a love for cooking, and things that are old fashioned, such as a mustached man with a fedora on his brow. Because she is an heiress to this seemingly twisted company (unknown to her) there are many times where her life is put in danger. MSPAReader thinks they are in front of John’s house and goes to visit him when they are approached by her. Also at this time the SPURB Alpha blows up her mailbox which causes her to wonder if her own company is trying to kill her, so can you find the truth?
*exasperated, turned soft* No, this is a different mysterious entity. They don’t seem related to the god cat as far as I can tell. They rescued me from a parcel bomb in the mailbox a short while ago and have since taken it upon themselves to help me find out who was responsible. They’re...remarkably enthusiastic about the issue? Almost as if it were their civic duty, somehow.
*Feel free to add your own line here*
Jake is a robust young lad who spends his life alone on an island with monsters to kill and a robot made by his online friend. He has a knack for adventure, and often fantasizes himself double pistols side-by-side one of his many blue babes. With this he can be clueless about his friends and how most of them are crushing so hard on him. He saves you from the jaws of death and brings you back to his home where he talks about his worries of the robot hunting him. He wishes he could see one of his friends, or even his grandmother while she was still alive.
*full of moxie unaware of your bleak existence* This island is the perfect setting for one of the coolest things in the world. That's right ADVENTURE!!!! The thrill of discovery. The frenzy of battle! It’s the most fulfilling diversion of them all! Why no boy of a sound disposition coil feel sad about his perpetual isolation and the deadness attribute of his family member when the whole dark and teeming jungle is available for his dauntless exploration!
*Feel free to add your own line here*
Roxy is an aloof young teen who has a very go with the flow sort of personality, mostly because most of the time she is drunk. She has a love for wizards and often messes around with old science machines that her mom had left for her. Because when she is born in the timeline, she is all alone in a post apocalyptic universe where the Batterwitch has nearly destroyed the planet. You find her way to her house and decide to introduce yourself, and hang out with her. At first she mistakes you for a carapacian, but soon after she loosens up and mentions how she honestly just wants to see something other than a desolate planet.
YOU WILL BE CAST AS MOM LALONDE IN ROSES ROUTE!
*intoxicatedly excited to meet you, then turns sad* Ah ok that makes more sense LMAO. That’d make u the one who convinced Jane of the stuff abt our reality that I’ve been tryin’ 2 get her 2 see for quite some fuckin’ time. *sigh* The benefits of bein’ able 2 be there to show her in person I guess...She told me u could time travel, but she failed to mention the part abt how u are somekinda aliem. *alien sorry 2 offend. But if I’m bein’ real its not like our communication style is full and truly w/o gaps on a normal day. So this checks out…
*Feel free to add your own line here*
This boy is laid-back, and a bit of a show-off when it comes to his prowess with robotics, especially his autoresponder. Though he has a funny way of showing friendship to his friends he tends to form everything into a lesson in order to better his friends. He has an affinity for horses and is a fan of the MLP franchize, even though to others he adamantly denies it. Meeting Dirk for the first time he is fairly walled up, more interested in showing off rather than going through the bullshit friend rigamarole. Though he begins to grow softer after a fist bump, soon an alternate version of Dirk appears, and this sparks conflict in which he states that you have been ‘fucking up the series of events’ and to let Dirk and everyone else play the game.
YOU WILL BE CAST AS ULTIMATE DIRK IN DIRKS ROUTE
*cool and unaffected, but slowly starts to show emotion* Aside from being dependent on it as a source of food, the ocean mostly functions for me as a suffocating and inescapable barrier between me and the rest of human history. It’s a constant, lapping reminder of my situation, so I’m often hyped to pile the decibars on. Not sure how well my deep, personal beef with the imagery of the sea will land for you, but there it is. I think it might not be so offensive to me were the metaphor less blatant. It’s embarrassing. Anyway, there’s the first of my layers off. Feels fresh. Let’s keep going. What else have you got?
*Feel free to add your own line here*
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