Neon Genesis Evangelion Abridged - episode 5 cast and REI re-cast
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Evangelion is a great series, but it has its problems. So its my job to fix them. Hi I'm the Curator, and are you sick and tired of Evangelion parodys where Shinji is just the biggest bitch ever, yeah me too, the good news is I'm fixing that. The bad news, its another Evangelion parody. In this version of the show, we are taking all the depression and super fucked up shit from that show, and throwing it in the garbage. Its a new fresh take, with all your favorite characters with even more fucked up personalitys.
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Rei is the badass pilot of Evangelion Unit 00. She doesn't talk much, or like anyone in any conceivable way. When she does speak it's to terrify or insult people. Rei essentially knows how to bust a cap when it's necessary. She is one of the few main characters of the show and will be in every episode.
I hate you, so much.
You will come to my house, you will not do or touch anything, and then you will leave. You will then tell Misato you had a great time, and we will never have to talk or see each other ever again. Do you understand or do I need to simplify it for your under-developed brain.
If you tell anyone, and I mean anyone about what happened and I will slit your throat wide open. You understand.
When it comes to Asuka, she is incredibly rude and doesn't give a shit about anyone. Thats pretty much it, if you audition i'm looking for someone with a similar voice to the Dub VA but it doesn't have to be similar. It is required that you have good Mic quality though. I am having alot of fun using Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force as a reference for how her personality should be. So yeah thats what you have to work with. All the lines put in will be from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, it's really up to you to determine how it should sound.
- female teen
First off, this swimming pool is not Olympic size. I want a high dive! What does that mean? It means depth, for flips and twists. To me, this pool looks poorly constructed, at best."
"Oh, God, Egypt is so boring! It doesn't even friggin' exist, I mean, you don't hear DMX rap about it! You tell me how this is supposed to get you a high powered, six figure job. They don't ask Tom Cruise this stuff before he signs onto his movies! No one has to know this ever."
Asuka: "What do you mean no? Do you know how much this check is for? 'Cause I do not!" Clerk: Uhh, we don't cash checks here. Asuka: "And we don't respond to threats. Let me say it one more time in a language I like to call English. Or maybe I should say it in Mexicano: Get back there-o and cash-o de check-o, amigo. Andale! Andale!"
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