Love Live! In Minutes (Abridged One-Shot)
Project Overview
Alright, this is an abridged one-shot of Love Live. I've watched this show about...1...2...5 times now, and I figured I'd make this to finally end my endless habit. I came up with this while I was helping customers at my job and I thought this would be a funny thing to edit. I don't care who you are, what your gender is or what you identify as, just be funny, you can have the manliest voice and I wouldn't care AS LONG AS IT'S FUNNY! There's a lot of stupid jokes I make about the anime and especially the characters. If you like the characters that I'm gonna make fun of, just know that these are all jokes and I don't actually hate any of the characters. I'm just acknowledging the sheer stupidity that could've been easily avoided and write any alternatives that'll make this even better. We will be covering season 1 and 2 because I don't wanna have to make any sequels that nobody cares about. WE'RE NOT DOING THE MOVIE CAUSE LITERALLY NOTHING CHANGED BESIDES THEM TAKING A VACATION TO THE STATE THAT I LIVE IN! One more thing, for those of you who audition for multiple characters. In the likely event that I pick you for more than one character, you will not get paid twice as much, instead I will pay you an additional $5 along with the $20 I'm already providing, ain't nobody here gonna cheat the system, got it? Good! Thank you for the auditions and I'll see you soon
Requirements:
-Discord
-No shitty sound quality please, it'll ruin your talented acting and effect your chances
-Sense of Humor
-American accent (sorry to the international people)
*Note* There will be no discord server as this will be a one time thing so all I need are your lines and depending on how good the performance was I might pick you for another One-Shot
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“Hey that’s me, I’m Honoka Kousaka and as you can tell by this freeze frame monologue, I’m the main character”
“Because…I suck at literally everything, I have daddy issues, and I’m the main character, so I don’t have to do anything”
(sound drunk) "HEY GUYS I'M HERE! "I took a run in the rain and my sister told me not to, but I did it anyway and oh shit!” *Honoka falls down*
“Well maybe we can try to-” (Honoka says no) "Oh..." (in sadness))
“*gasp* it’s time for my episode!”
"So are we going to New York or not?"
I think all of your ideas are bad no matter what they are” “Also I’m very insecure, so that definitely won’t help with my self-esteem”
“Alright Honoka, now that you’ve made an impulsive decision, I’m assuming you have a plan”
(after being told she's writing the lyrics) “Are you se- *inhale *exhale …why do I have to write the lyrics?”
*Panting* “Sorry I’m late, this cat girl would not leave me alone”
“Yeah, I wanna be an idol, but my character makes no sense”
“It’s a competition where the top 20 idols compete for……THE FLAG!”
“Hey Kayo-chin did you wanna become a school idol”
“Your inner thoughts were just so loud”
“Simple, because the episodes would be too short if we weren’t”
“Who the hell are you?”
“Three words, tsun…der…re”
“Some purple haired chick with big boobs came up to me and welllllll…” (I need you to scream) “Let’s just say, she was very…persuasive”
“Why are you people in my club room?’
“Well yeah, but I’ve had crippling loneliness and I’ve been lying to my family for the past 3 years. If I said no, I would be the stupidest bitch in the world”
“Hold on I have to do this for content purposes” “Nico Nico Nii!”
Best girl/rapist
“Don’t worry about it, it’s just a plot hole, just go join her club and it should be fine”
“My name is Nozomi, and I am best girl of this show”
I literally named the group, convinced everyone to join, helped everyone with their tests, and the first concert wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t for me! Anything else I need to list?”
“There's already another club involving school idols so I cannot accept this”
“You see that chick with purple hair and big boobs, she convinced me
“Yeah, I think we’re fucked”
These guys have minor plot relevance, they'll probably be there for like one or two scenes.So basically just Yukiho, Alisa, Tsubasa, and Hidekoe (if you don't know who that is, neither does anyone else)
Yukiho: “Honoka, please, as your sister, I need you to listen to me, DO NOT…GO FOR A RUN…IN THE RAIN”
Tsubasa: “Sh sh sh…Don’t say anything to them. They’re not allowed to speak…I speak for them”
Alisa: “Eh, I guess it won’t be so bad, I mean it’s not like one of those spin-offs will be called ‘Love Live’ but they don’t actually compete in Love Live right?”
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