Incorrect Homestuck Quotes

"John tends to be a bit of a goofball, making bad jokes and using off-beat humour and subtle irony. He has a typical nerd nature in that he is very passive and follows commands more easily than the others, complying with commands not because of their logical sense but because he was told to. His optimism through stalwart skepticism causes his friends think of him as the leader while he prefers just being their friend."

(Taken from the Homestuck Wiki)

I’m looking for a mid-high pitched voice, sounding generically “nerdy” or “geeky”, slightly nasally.

“Dave is introduced to readers as a "really cool dude", which is shown throughout the early acts of the story. He jeers at John's inability to set up his Sylladex's Fetch Modus when John asks him for help and berates John's interests constantly. But despite the indifferent front he puts up, Dave cares about his friends as shown when he goes back in time to save John. Through the conversations of Pesterchum and his own introduction, Dave already has his Strife Specibus set and he has one of the most advanced Sylladices available, giving him a huge advantage over the other three characters.”

(Taken from the Homestuck Wiki)

I’m looking for someone with a mid-tone/pitch in their voice, who can pull off a slight Texan accent (or just a normal one, I’m not going to be too picky!) and can sound like a pretty “chill” person. A relaxed voice, mayhaps.

"Roxy seems to be more casual and fun-loving than Rose. She is also more sociable and open to interactions with friends. She curses a lot and uses sexual terms often. Roxy is also very sneaky, a trait which she and Rose share. The presence of these traits may or may not be a result of her drunkenness. She also seems to share Rose's interest in wizards, although she likes things that are more lighthearted. This interest reflects upon her pre-scratch self's love of wizards, suggesting that it was genuine, rather than an ironic mockery as Rose had believed."

(Taken from the Homestuck Wiki)

I'm looking for a nasally, almost preppy in a way, kind of voice. I'm not sure how to describe the voice I would want, so you can also go off of what I'm looking for and do your own!

"Much like his pre-scratch self, Dirk seems to have a high interest in teaching people lessons to aid them in their personal development, such as when he insists Jake fights Brobot for Uranium (although this was said by his auto-responder) as a consequence of having wasted his own Uranium thoughtlessly. He tries to make Jake more skeptical because he is very naive; while the opposite holds true for Jane, who he criticized for her extreme skepticism. This results in him coming off as obnoxious at times, trying to make his friends think more, which makes him similar to his biological daughter Rose. Like his pre-scratch self, he has a big interest in smuppets and puppets in general (although it seems this interest has expanded into the field of robotics). He is also known to enjoy "legendary infinite showers" (which he may take when he is focusing on his dream self)."

(Taken from the Homestuck Wiki)

I'm looking for a medium-deep male pitch/voice. Maybe make him sound blunt on a slight level?

"Jake loves adventure and brawling, and writes in a very peculiar fashion. It would appear that Jake shares a number of things in common with John, including his appreciation for movies (in his mind, both good and shitty movies are complete masterpieces) and his allergy to peanuts. He has a fond regard for blue-skinned ladies and for spider-girls, traits shared with his pre-scratch self. He dislikes monsters (though this is completely justified), which is in keeping with Grandpa's extensive collection of "trophies"."

(Taken from the Homestuck Wiki)

I imagine him having a voice like John's, except having an English accent and being a bit more peppy!

"After being brainwashed her personality changed drastically: Jane became cold, calculating and demanding. Jane claimed to have become an emotionless being that functions entirely on intelligence, something Lil Hal corroborates in a separate conversation with Dirk. As such she doesn't have any problems fighting her old friends, killing innocent people, or forcing people to do things against their will.”

(Taken from the Homestuck Wiki)

I'm fine with anything, but I would like a sweet and higher-pitched voice for Jane. And if you can, possibly a southern belle accent?

“Despite his cartoon villain spiel and bizarre hobbies, Caliborn can be quite clever. He enjoys deploying "shitty" twists to spoil his "opponent's" game (such as pretending to switch positions of two chess pieces but merely camouflaging them as each other), and could be quite threatening if he was not so obsessed with theater.”

(Taken from the Homestuck Wiki)

I’m imagining more of a raspy voice, he would have a higher-medium tone in his voice, and sound a bit more childish than most teens.

“Karkat is a very crabby troll, in more ways than one. He spends a lot of time insulting and ranting about both his friends and the kids. This demeanor maybe inspired from the stereotype that people under the Cancer sign are said to be moody and crabby. He constantly insults others in the style of a stereotypical internet troll, supporting his arguments with what seems to be empty logic. Jade has even gone to the point of flipping out at Karkat. In keeping with the cantankerous theme of his personality, he rarely smiles. He is also often seen screaming, pounding his fists against his keyboard, or generally raging when talking to anyone. He is not particularly patient when explaining himself, making even his most sound advice appear to be random insults.”

(Taken from the Homestuck Wiki.)

I’m looking for a raspy voice, and obviously grumpy!

"Tavros is just too sensitive to be a decent troll, to the point where he even tries to help Jade. He sucks at trolling and usually ends up getting trolled himself, which he talks about (at some point). On the surface, he seems innocently ignorant of his own shortcomings as a troll, or mockery from others - Karkat says he's unable to truly hate anyone, even the thorn in his paw, Vriska. However, he copes with the negativity he faces from the other trolls by personifying his self-esteem, which he has named Rufio. Using a technique suggested by Kanaya, Tavros imagines that he talks to his self-esteem in the form of Rufio, and is careful not to let anything hurt Rufio's feelings. His misguided affair with self-esteem continues as he becomes Jade's fairy god troll, now assuming that a high self-esteem means not having to apologize for anything, even if he is at fault for it."

(Taken from the Homestuck Wiki)

I'm looking for a quiet, high-pitched to medium voice. He should sound a bit overconfident despite him being quiet.

"Sollux seems introverted, being reluctant to talk to Kanaya and is the last troll to talk to the kids, as he saw it as juvenile. More evidence of this introversion is his shame at having once had an extremely immature argument with Karkat, which they both chose to delete from their chat logs out of embarrassment.... He is a well-known hacker, having a lot of experience with computer programs and programming... he has a penchant for bifurcation and duality, often splitting things into red and blue. In keeping with his zodiac theme, his appearance emphasizes duality."

(Taken from the Homestuck Wiki)

I'm looking for a lispy, stereotypical geek voice (nasally, lispy, slight rasp, possibly?), he would have a medium-pitched voice..

"Kanaya is a unique troll in the sense that she enjoys the rays of the Alternian sun, though whether or not this is a trait found in all Jadebloods is unknown. She is the only troll yet to have taken a liking to the art of landscaping, using her chainsaw/lipstick to saw away at the trees to create topiary outside of her hive. Kanaya is also very creative, taking a particular interest in fashion (not a standard troll attribute) and colorful patterns. She is an avid reader of horror and romance novels, and also has a fascination for Alternia's version of vampires, the rainbow drinkers, even going as far as to taste her lusus' blood (though she quickly discovered that she did not enjoy its taste). She is seen to be supportive and helpful at times, often acting as an auspistice, or mediator, for other trolls. Kanaya is a confirmed lesbian, confirmed by Hussie to be, "an unmistakably gay character.""

(Taken from the Homestuck Wiki)

For her voice I’m looking for someone with a mature, and motherly voice. She would have calm mannerisms, and her pitch would be medium-high with a possible English accent?

"Terezi can be civil, flirty, manipulative, and derisive in her interactions. Her drive for justice results in some callous and cruel actions, the majority of which she has been shown to be deeply affected by and regret later on. She is almost always grinning and in many panels it appears as though she is cackling madly. From her conversations with the kids, Terezi's attitude differs depending on who she is talking to: she acts helpful towards Rose, dubs them 'hatefriends' and tells her about Sburb. This approach may be a part of her trolling of John by pretending to be helpful towards him (through insulting him and using a kind of angry politeness) and giving him advice that leads to his death in the alternate timeline. "

(Taken from the Homestuck Wiki)

For Terezi, she would have a raspy, but mature voice. Think of it being almost like Peridot’s voice from Steven universe in a way, but a lot less nasally.

"Vriska is, more often than not, a huge bitch. She gets easily bored, makes shady deals with people, does horrible things to her friends, and then slams herself because nobody likes her or - even worse - hates her enough."

(Taken from the Homestuck Wiki)

Vriska would have a cocky, almost mature voice. Drawing out her words and sounding completely overconfident in herself.

"Equius is a complicated and initially disturbing troll. He is a firm believer in the blood-caste system and believes one should respect those higher than them and is personally disgusted by those who are lower. He believes one is not only allowed, but obligated to boss around anyone who is lower-ranked than them and to accept and obey orders from anyone who is higher-ranked. He believes "highbloods" should act with elegance and authority and "gutterbloods" should act with crass and submission, and most importantly, highbloods and gutterbloods should not fraternize. Any deviation from this pattern (such as Gamzee and Aradia's actions) flusters him greatly. He tries ordering highbloods to order him around, but notices the contradiction."

(Taken from the Homestuck Wiki)

I’m thinking a deep, quiet voice would work nicely for this role! I’m not sure on how to get into specifics for his voice, so like with all of these roles, you can take creative liberty in voicing him.

“Gamzee appears to be the troll equivalent of a Juggalo, belonging to a cult of capricious minstrels, and his text is littered with references to Juggalo subculture. So much so, in fact, that it's something of a miracle in itself that he hasn't uttered the phrase "fuckin' magnets" yet (in a rap-off with Tavros, he paraphrases a complete stanza of ICP's hit single 'Miracles'). Another possible reference to his design as a Juggalo could be his strife specibi, which is clubkind jokerkind. Of these, he uses juggling clubs, a pun possibly on Juggalos. Though he swears quite a bit, he is a very good natured and laid back troll. He is without question a supportive friend and will do things and make sacrifices, even stop eating sopor-slime pies and drinking his wicked elixir, Faygo, at the request of a friend. Because of his magnanimous personality, Gamzee will frequently act as an advisor or even a therapist to his friends, such as Karkat and Eridan, if they are experiencing emotional stress, though his usual counseling involves them waiting for a miracle.”

(Taken from the Homestuck Wiki)

Honestly, I’m thinking of more of a raspy stoned voice for him. He would have a medium-low pitch/tone in his voice.

“Eridan has an affection for tales of historical leaders, conquerors, and military history. His passion for these extravagant stories of conquest and glory lends itself to his overly theatrical mannerisms and his massive ego. As a result, people tend to see him as ja "bit of a tool". He is described by Kanaya as overbearing, to the point where he has been blocked on Trollian by Vriska, of all trolls. He also likes magic and wizards, even though he knows that magic obviously doesn't exist. This may be a contributing factor in his vaguely Harry Potter-esque appearance.”

(Taken from the Homestuck Wiki)

I would like an especially uptight voice for this guy! He should sound sassy, and have a medium-pitched voice.

“Of all the trolls, Feferi is the highest on the Hemospectrum, and is a radical reformist in that she wishes to make Alternia a nicer place by redefining the word "culling" to mean "caring for the unfit". However, she seems to be very misguided, and her introduction page hints that her ideas are very naive and likely would not work out the way she'd want them to.”

(Taken from the Homestuck Wiki)

A high pitched voice for this little lady would be nice! She should sound very upbeat and excited about lots of things.