We finished!
The abridged series casting is finished and now it’s Published and you can audition but I wouldn’t recommend since every character is took
I’m Daniel and th is is an on Helluva Boss also you don't have to sing but it's gonna increase your chances and the only character you can’t audition for is Moxxie since I’m voicing him and the age limit for the project you have to be at least 13 or older but if you get a role discord is a requirement so I can send you the lines and you send them back to me.
The abridged series casting is finished and now it’s Published and you can audition but I wouldn’t recommend since every character is took
We got everyone thank you for everyone who auditioned
Wally Wackford VA Showbox left the project I hope the best for them for the future but I’m now looking for a Wally Wackford VA
The characters that got not many auditions have been removed but I’ll voice them but the project is almost done
For the abridged series the script won’t be the exact same from the original series but we’ll need writers there are 3 available I just need at least 1 writer
Blitz boss of I-M-P sarcastic Imp who swears a lot
Hi there! I'm Blitzo, the 'o' is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P! Are you a piece of shit who got yourself sent to Hell, or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!
The FUCK is 'insurance'?
They wanted us to kill an actual CHILD?
Sure, sweetie
Calm down, Mox! You're gonna have another panic attack!
Mox, he's our boss!
Write script
*Say something you think would fit*
Is it a cure for syphilis?
THEN, I DON'T WANT IT!
C'mon... You know why.
Goetia prince
There's a political candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists!
Well... yes. But, more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here~
You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy
It's been a literal hell having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me! But, now I want that. I want death!
You are a selfish, greedy clown. And I'm a kid! We're supposed to like clowns! Even the creepy ones!
If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit.
Helluva Boss pilot songs rewrite them so it’s not something directly the same
*Say something you think would fit*
Doctor, he's not responding
Cool water, stat!
It didn't do anything!
CLEAR!
Holy shit! It actually worked.
He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery. Now, what insurance provider do you freaks have?
*Say something you think would fit*
Also if you get Fizzarolli you also voice Robo Fizz
Ladies and gentlemen! I see some sexy faces around here tonight! Welcome, welcome, to Ozzie's: Lust ring's number 1 place for all kinds of sick twisted fantasies. Put on display for all you 'Sleaze' and 'Sleazettes'. The gin joint of Asmodeus himself! C'mon, give him some LOVE!
I'm the one and only Fizzarolli. Some of you might recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy-botic replicas across the rings of Hell. Gloriously designed by the big man himself, and uh... ribbed for your pleasure tonight. We have a great lineup for you tonight, Verosika Mayday, Wet Dream, and The Squirterz!"
But, as everyone's warming up, I got a funny one for y'all: Did any of you hear about the bat-shittery that happened at Loo Loo Land? Ha ha ha! Oh, yeah Oh, wow. I'll tell you what: I'd sure love to shake the hand of the crazy son of a bitch who decided to burn down that off brand shithole and then slap a fat subpoena in it, 'cause I am VERY MUCH looking to sue! That robo-me made us more money entertaining those kids than the ones we sell to get you freaks off, if you know what I mean.
Security for a theme park?
This song is called "My World Is Burning Down Around Me". It's by Fuck You Dad. It's a band.
I have a question? Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular Lulu world?
I have, like, a rainbow in my vagina right now.
Alright shit talker, but there hasn't been a soul yet who can beat me at my own game. So you better bring the fire baby!
Well, fuck me! That's a first, I haven't had a first in a while. That was magical, seriously, impressive. I tip my crown to you, imp boy. Respect
♫ My dark lord, how the mighty do fall. You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all I hope you didn't give it up. So, you and him could get it on. ♫
Aww... ain't that just such a happy display? It sickens me! GET THE FUCK OUT!
Well, I can tell you. If you're looking for a love potion, then you came to the wrong fucking guy. I don't fuck with that artifical bullshit.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I'M TRYING TO DO MY FUCKING JOB! YOU COMIN' IN HERE SINGING ABOUT ME FOR THE MILLONTHN FUCKING TIME!!! LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE YOU FREAKS!!!
Look. Not every ring is some fancy ass city, with some fancy ass mansion, that only fancy ass royals get to live in. Some of us have hard lives to live. And some of us have everything we care about taken away by fuckers like you.
Would you two shut the fuck up already? Bicker like a couple of teen skanks... As far as I'm concerned, you two are BOTH embarrassments to our kind for meddlin' with blue-bloods to begin with. But at least loud mouth here has the sense to only fuck his rich bitch instead of bein' a little purse dog.
It's me, Mammon! And I'm here to announce the amazing new brand: Fizzie!! We got a Fizzie for every occasion! We got fluffy, toy Fizzie, fireman Fizzie, therapist Fizzie, wait in line for you Fizzie, doctor Fizzie: beeps every time it senses cancer! Fat Fizzie, skinny Fizzie, so many Fizzies! And if you wanna fuck 'em, you can! We got Fizzies for the kids, Fizzies for the teens, and Fizzies for you sick, fucking degenerate adults! We got 'em all! All based on my new face, Fizzieee!
Goooood, cause, you know, I saw your competition, and it's pretty stiff, right? You are gonna have to try extra hard like- fixin' that posture. Not gonna lie, you're looking a bit chungo, yeah? Maybe lose a few so we don't gotta make any more adjustments to the Fizzies. People like 'em skinny as FUCK.
Aaaw, come on Fizzie my boy. Don't you wanna do this for your fans? Listen to them, they're dying to meet you! Dying to see your little Fizzie face! You gotta make a good impression, mate. The better the impression, the more they'll want a piece of you they can take home and fuck! Don't you want that, Fizzie? To be fucked?!
Juuuust making sure you're paying attention! (nervous laugh) Here's the real contract.
Moxxie’s mafia father
You think I give a shit about your stupid beard? C'mon Mox, I even went through the trouble of making the house more to your kinds' liking.
What? This is the kind of shit gays like, right?
Yeah, gay.
I've grown, matured, and recently came into millions! But you know, mostly the mature thing.
Well, I'm a whole package! If you know what I mean. I got a big dick~!
Come on, Mox. We used to have so much fun here. Remember?
And I should’ve known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.
Aw, you mad, Blitzo? You gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room? Steal their car and run three rings to Wrath and max my credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!
Oh, you're serious? Game on... bitch!
What was that Ralphie?
Alright kids, guns out!
Oh. Shit. Well, I’ll just shoot you in your smart-ass mouth!
I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!
That chick's creepy, huh?
What's that mean?
You are a goddamn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic, IMP-SUCKING FACE!!
No! Stolas is TERRIBLE in bed! I swear to fuck he just lays there staring at the wall and I have to do everything! It's embarrassing!
Change of plans, darling. I need the prick alive.
He's classier than that!
There are still plenty of reasons to live, Mr. Lyle!
If you were to end your life, you'd be missing aaaaaall of this!
Well, howdy! I’m Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did something good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessings!
Look around, Lyle. God’s gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regard less of age…or wealth!
Enough! We are saving that shitty old man’s life whether he wants it or not!
That is SO inappropriate!
You are all such disgusting loathsome beasts! Your kind are nothing but jerks that shitty dead people tread on, and now you're trying to meddle with the lives of humans?!
Get a hold of yourself Collin, and do NOT use the Lord's name in vain!
It's cool. Her beef ain't mine, I'm not paid enough to care.
Loonnaaa!!! Hey girl! Glad you could make it!
Hey, Loon, I don't mean to be a buzz kill here, but your uh... dad... guy dude... Is um... He's seeming a bit...
Torches, I say, I say! Get your inconvenient torches here!
I say! I say! Are you looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? Well, call me! At Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory"! Where YOU can make the things and I make the money! Please, I'm very desperate!
Are you sleeping with an imp?!
You do everything right in life, play by all the rules and still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epsteins of the world. After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage. So, that's why I'm here - to get my revenge.
It’s no trouble. We know you aren’t making as much anymore since y’all went “freelance”.
Every harvest festival, there’s a competition to be the roughest, toughest bastard in Wrath!
Excuses! You’re better than that, Mildred!
It doesn't count if they don’t find the booooody~
Hmm, how pissed would you be if I bet on him dyin'?
Lucky for you, a billion and one was the sweet spot to visit this trash heap.
After lovingly killing my wife for *in demonic voice* fucking the delivery man, *normal voice* you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me! I really wish I could stick it to that *in demonic voice* yappy jogger *normal voice* who saw me hiding the body!
Miiillie!! Hiii! Heyy... Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em!
A human called me a possum. I am NOT a possum!"
I'm Moxxine, I'm the prettiest girl in my school, and all the boys want me. My favorite colooooor is hot pink, because normal pink is sooooooooo basic. I like horses, puppies, fast cars, jewelry- And I got my first period last year, and it was SOOOOO HEAVY. I guess I'm just more mature than your typical preteen... So, you wanna be frieeeeeeends?
*sobbing* Daddy! Daddy!
*sobbing* I had a dream! A really bad dream!
*sobbing* I was looking all over the palace, and... I couldn't find you anywhere! You weren't there!
We wanted to properly discuss the terms of this divorce. I feel like my darling sister deserves a bit more... compensation. After all, you did CHEAT on the poor thing. Surely you owe...
Hmm, well this kind of situation is extremely unique. A Goetia has never behaved like this before... But with him alive, we have options, opportunities... Eternity is a long time, my dear. I say we bide our time, and wait for the chance to gain the upper hand.
And he will be, in time, my fiery vixen... But patience first. Now call off your mangy stray.
Stop insultin' my mother, she's dead!
Why, God, WHY are we only using weapons from Japan's Edo period!?
And we can't very well send well said children. After last time...
Nice try, demon! His fat mom is DEAD!
Hey! The Edo period was badass and you know it!
Drop the bullshit! We know that you're working for that demon filth!
Yeah, no, sorry, Cletus, but I'm afraid your actions resulted in the death of a human. I'm afraid you can't re-enter Heaven. Yeaaaah, noooo...
Yeaaaah, noooo...
Yeaaaah, noooo (laughs) noooo
This role 2 people can have it one as glitz and one as glam
You can shut up now you fugly imp
Yeah see we didn’t come to chat we came to win
Do you have any idea how easy teenage humans are to manipulate?
SATAN FUCKING DAMNIT!!! Thanks a lot, Blitzo. I'm out of a job! FUCK!!
You don't fucking get it! Just cuz I'm outta rehab doesn't mean I wanna see you. I never wanna see you EVER!
I am Loopty Goopty! (singsong voice) Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopiiiiiish!
YEEEEES! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me HEEEERE!
Shut up, dear furry!
My birthday! My birthday! It's my birthday!
This is my book on the difference between frogs and toads. There's a lot of differences! And this is my book on plants and herbs! Did you know that plants can hear you?
Hey, everybody! Look at this! it's Banana Pudding the clown horsey!
If you keep talking about pirates, I will punch you.
Oh, no! Eww, no blood! Blood is disgusting.
Heya, folks! Wanna see me make a horse?
Well, heh. It was a horse, but then it ate too much sugar and its legs stopped working so he had to amputate. Now, it's a gross worm horse."
I guess? Hi, uh, I'm Blitzo.
Oh, everybody, look at me! I'm the greatest It's plain to see that all you losers Wish that you could be like me But, you can't Cause I'm a work of art Yeah, I'm hot shit So pretty and smart Oh, everybody take a look at me! Look at me, me, me, Moxxine! Me, me, me, Moxxine! Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me Me, me, me, me
Oh, what a thrill When the crimson starts to spill And my Millie goes in for the kill She takes away my breath She's the angel of death for me Oh, Millie! She's my queen It's like a dream When I hear her victims start to scream In and out of the sack She's the maniac~ for me Oh, Millie! When the blood starts dripping down the walls And the bodies start to fall My heart skips a beat When my Millie's guns a-blazing in the heat My assassin love She makes the murdering fun for me Oh, la-da-dee! Of all the Imps in Hell It's for her that I fell Oh, Millie~
I love you More than the brimstone loves the fire More than Beelze- loves her -bub More than a maggot loves gangrenous stubs You make my spirit sing Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell Our love is a story sweet to tell Yeah, you cast a special Satanic spell over my heart Love is a journey we decided to start Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart I love you (x7) I want to… Make gentle love to you What?! Blitz?! Yeah, I was. I love us I love us just the way we are Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes I'll never take you for granted I'll always give you my best And if you can offer the same Fate will handle the rest 'Cause I love you 'Cause I love you
*Say something you think would fit*