Disney's Dinosaur Full Fandub

[Opening narration] "Some things start out big and some things start out small. Very smal. But sometimes the smallest thing can make the biggest changes of all."

"Alright, guys. Break it up. Remember the courtship? You're gonna miss seein' all that smooching."

"It's a shame you don't like kids."

"Ha-ha. Go find Zini. He's rehearsing pickup lines. Let's hope he's found some new material."

"Oh, Aladar. If only there was someone on the island for you. Well, you know, who looks like you but prettier.

[Pushing Yar away after meteor shockwave hits the island] "Come on! Go! Go! Come on!"

"Suri"

"Run, Aladar! Run! RUN!

[Healing Bruton] "This plant grew on our island. It will make you feel better."

[Aladar's baby hatches] "Look! Somebody wants to meet you."

"Ooh, aren't you the sweetest little small fry I ever did see?"

"It's a cold-blooded monster from across the sea. Vicious, flesh eating!" [Baby Aladar burps and Yar groans in disgust]

"Babies grow up. You keep that thing, one day we'll turn our backs, it'll be picking us out of it's teeth! Things like that eat things like us as snacks!"

[Sniffs the air as he watches meteors fall] Something's wrong.

"Since when do we take orders from the likes of him? [Kron]"

"I could hold that monster's brain in the palm of my..."

[As Aladar bonds with Neera] "One down. And- [Looks at Zini] Well, one down."

[To Eema] "I'd say it's been a few years since you hatched an egg. [Laughs]

[Lifts Aladar's baby] Come here, you little rascal. Let me get a good look at ya. [The baby urinates at his feet.] ...Yep, you're your father's son alright."

[Rehearsing pickup lines] "Hey, sweetie, if you'll be my bride, I'll groom ya. That is good. Oh, that's good... Girls, I'm known as the professor of love... and school's in session. *wheeze* Yep, I still got it.

[Drawing attention to himself during courtship] "Hey! Free samples! Get me while I'm hot!" [He slips and grabs onto Aladar's tail. He laughs sheepishly.]

[Waking up Aladar] "Hey, wake up. Enough with the beauty sleep. You're ravishing already... Hey! Hello! Anybody in there?"

"I believe you left a wake-up call for the dawn of time... Come on! Move it!"

"Hey, hey, hey. There's your girlfriend. *meow* ...You know what I'm talking about: Neera."

"What you need is a little help from the love monkey... OW, BABY! *barks and starts hooting and hollering*

[Baylene finds water] "Woohoo! I always did like big girls!"

[To group of female lemurs] "Any of you ladies up for a game of, uh, monkey in the middle? [They hug him from all sides] Easy now, easy! Hey! He-he! Woo!"

[Looking at Aladar's egg] "Yar, what is it?"

"Oh, I always have to go when stuff's happening."

[Looking in baby Aladar's mouth] This monster's got no teeth. What's he gonna do? Gum us to death"

[Inside Aladar's mouth] "Let me out! Let me out!" [He spits her out] "That was great! Get him!"

[Aladar plays dead] "Aladar? You're not dead."

[The meteor just impacted. Suri is alone in the courtship tree.] "Mom!" [Plio: "Suri!"] "MOM! MOM!" [Aladar: Suri?] "MOOOOOM!"

[As Eema tells the group about the nesting grounds] "Will we find anybody that looks like us there?"

[To the juvenile Iguanodons who are hiding] "Now, you come out on three. One, two, three! Come on. Come on out. No one's gonna hurt you." [Aladar: "Hey, hey. What's goin' on?"] "The little Aladar's haven't had anything to drink. I think they're scared of me." [Aladar: "Well, who wouldn't be? You are pretty scary."] [Suri growls playfully]

[Knocks Aladar over] "Stay out of my way!"

"Who are you?" [Aladar: "Uh, Aladar."] "Why aren't you uphill with the- [He notices the lemurs on Aladar's back] -uh, youngbloods?"

"Hmm, let the weak set the pace. Now, there's an idea. Better let me do the thinking from now on, Aladar." [He chuckles as he walks away] [Aladar: "Hey, they need help back here!"] [Switches to a sinister tone] "Watch yourself, boy."

[To Bruton] "We've got a lot of first-timers here. Make sure they get it. We stop for nothing and no one."

[To whimpering Iguanodon juveniles] "Enough! You have to be strong now." [To herd] "The nesting grounds are only a few days away. Keep moving!"

[To Bruton after hearing Carnotaurs in the distance] "You led them right to us. Maybe you can feed them with your hide! Move the herd out, double-time!

[Tackles Aladar] "If you ever interfere again, I'll kill you."

[To herd at the base of a steep cliff] "Our survival, our future is over these rocks. Now, let's go home!"

[Waking up the herd] "Rise and shine! Kron says everybody goes. Come on. Get up. On your feet." [Zini: "Huh. The charm never stops around here."] [Bruton looks at Aladar} "You say something?" [Aladar: "Uh, no-no, sir."] [Bruton walks toward Aladar] "Unless you got a death wish, you and that little parasite better get MOVING!"

[To herd] "If this is your first crossing, listen up. There is no water till we reach the other side. And you better keep up, 'cause if a predator catches you, you're on your own. Move out!"

"Maybe the rains collected somewhere else." [To Kron] "...What do you want us to do?"

[Injured from Carnotaur attack] "Kron! Carnotaurs!" [Kron: "What? They never come this far north."] "The fireball must've driven them out. *pained grunt*

[Kron lays down the ground, injured] [Aladar: "Let me help you."] *sigh* "Save your pity. I just need some rest. Now, get away from me."

"Why is he doing this? Pushing them on with false hope? [Plio: "It's hope that's gotten us this far."] "But, why doesn't he let them accept their fate? ...I've accepted mine." [Plio: "And what is your fate?"] "To die here. It's the way things are."

[Bumps heads with Aladar] "Ugh! Watch it."

"Don't worry, that's how my brother treats newcomers, no matter how charming they are."

"Kron, we've never gone this long without water. If we keep going like this, we'll lose half the herd."

*sigh* "Everything's so different. I-I don't know what to think anymore."

"Aladar, no. You just- just go. I'll be okay."

[To Iguanodon juveniles] It's okay, little ones. We're going to make it."

"Oh, Eema, I wish we were at your nesting grounds now. All this pushing and shoving about, just for a place to sleep. I'm not used to this kind of behavior."

"We can hardly keep up. An older woman like myself, it's- Well, it's positively indecent."

"Oh, my goodness. It looks like a very long walk."

Oh, Eema, please. The herd won't wait. We must carry on."

"The worst of it is, you allowed an old fool like me to believe I was needed, that I still had a purpose. And do you know what? You were right. And I'm going to go on believing it. And I, for one, am not willing to die here."

"Will you come on, Baylene? You wanna get to the nesting grounds alive? Show some backbone." [Aladar: "Hey, there."] "AAUGH!"

"The last few days, I've seen 'em all shapes and sizes. Who knows what we'll find. The hard job now is just getting there."

"I wouldn't be catchin' anybody's eye if I was you, especially Neera's. You just keep your head down, and you mind what Kron tells you."

"Carnotaur. A mouth full of teeth with a bad attitude. Let's go."

"Aladar, wait. Wait! Kron will eat you alive!"

*sigh* "I hope Kron's in a listening mood."