Channel Giggle News #1 - Avocado Upcharge
Project Overview
This is Channel Giggle News, coming at you live from Deborah County. Our goal is to provide reliable news to the 20-people-population shithole of a town. Join Fox and Tifa, as they cover important topics with the poorly constructed scripts that their team made up in the span of a day. Videos will be made from stock images, photos from my camera, and maybe even a drawing that I stole from a 1st grader. Enjoy!
*And no, it's not going to be called "Channel Giggle News" forever I promise.
RULES:
Must have a business email to reach out to (Gmail, Yahoo, Etc)
Paypal preferred for the payments!
Must have good audio quality! No background noise, high quality inputs!
Any questions? Reach me on DMs!
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[MINOR ROLE]
Mid 30s year old man, who faces the unfortunate struggle of sudden out of the blue price increases from Succulent Sandwiches.
Any accent is fine!
- male adult
Hi, my names Daniel and I'm starving.
So, I walk in, and they upcharge the fucking thing by 50 cents! Like, literally, an employee sees me, goes in the back, grabs some of those little plastic numbers, old school. And then raises the price by 50 cents! I can't afford the sandwhich now.
I mean, I won't starve or anything but this really ruined my day.
[MINOR ROLE]
Mid 40s year old man, a professional CEO on the verge of tears from spending 100 dollars on a vet visit.
Any accent is fine!
You see, this really impacted my bank account balance of 1.2 million dollars. I had no choice but to put this struggle onto the hands of my local customers.
I need the money, Fox. How else am I gonna climb up the hill of money to look down on others?
My knee itches. It's like... in a really annoying spot. Shit.
[MINOR ROLE]
Robert is a newscaster working alongside Channel Giggle News to provide high quality reports. Mid 40s, professional demeanor, can be a bit rude.
Any accent is fine!
Daniel, with all due respect I didn't ask for your life story. You interrupt me again, and I'll throw you through that fucking glass.
Thank you, Fox. I'm standing behind the Succulent Sandwhiches restaurant which currently sits at a 2.8 rating on google reviews, and well, it shows.
Daniel, I'm just... At the end of this? I'm gonna break your legs. Those toothpicks of yours are cooked. Shame on you.
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