A Bunch Of Salty Overwatch VA's (Voice actors and editors needed!)

It's just a scratch, you'll be fine.

I've seen worse, you're going to live.

This will only hurt for a minute.

I wasn't cut out for retirement anyways.

I wasn't cut out for retirement anyways.

Old soldiers are hard to kill.

This is much better than a cabana on the beach.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

It's just a scratch, you'll be fine.

I've seen worse, you're going to live.

This will only hurt for a minute.

I wasn't cut out for retirement anyways.

Old soldiers are hard to kill.

This is much better than a cabana on the beach.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

It's just a scratch, you'll be fine.

I've seen worse, you're going to live.

This will only hurt for a minute.

I wasn't cut out for retirement anyways.

Old soldiers are hard to kill.

This is much better than a cabana on the beach.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Brigitte at your service.

My barrier can't take much more!

I will prove myself!

Last minute check. Everyone squared away?

I can do better than that.

This is not the end of the world.

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I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Brigitte at your service.

My barrier can't take much more!

I will prove myself!

Last minute check. Everyone squared away?

I can do better than that.

This is not the end of the world.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Only through conflict do we evolve.

Once the mission starts, no more messing around.

Move, or get run over.

You're impressed! That's natural.

Come at the king, you better not miss.

Have you ever been hit by a giant, genetically engineered gorilla? I could arrange it for you..

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Only through conflict do we evolve.

Once the mission starts, no more messing around.

Move, or get run over.

You're impressed! That's natural.

Come at the king, you better not miss.

Have you ever been hit by a giant, genetically engineered gorilla? I could arrange it for you..

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Only through conflict do we evolve.

Once the mission starts, no more messing around.

Move, or get run over.

You're impressed! That's natural.

Come at the king, you better not miss.

Have you ever been hit by a giant, genetically engineered gorilla? I could arrange it for you..

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

I think your clock's off.

I'm back in the game!

I'm going to own all these noobs!

Aww, you must like me.

Oh, that'll be play of the game! Just wait and see.

Ooh, I can't stand you hackers. You give those of us with skill a bad name.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

I think your clock's off.

I'm back in the game!

I'm going to own all these noobs!

Aww, you must like me.

Oh, that'll be play of the game! Just wait and see.

Ooh, I can't stand you hackers. You give those of us with skill a bad name.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Genji is with you.

The payload is stopped. And here I thought we had a plan.

I learned that from my brother.

I was hoping for a challenge.

You need healing.

That's right! Wait, used to? Hey, where did they all go?!

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Genji is with you.

The payload is stopped. And here I thought we had a plan.

I learned that from my brother.

I was hoping for a challenge.

You need healing.

That's right! Wait, used to? Hey, where did they all go?!

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

So predictable.

Simple geometry.

You do not rouse the dragon.

Never second best.

You are already dead.

Flow like water.

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I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

So predictable.

Simple geometry.

You do not rouse the dragon.

Never second best.

You are already dead.

Flow like water.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

So predictable.

Simple geometry.

You do not rouse the dragon.

Never second best.

You are already dead.

Flow like water.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

I'll just... leave this here.

Ohoho, this'll be good.


Oh, you really stepped in it, mate!

I love my job!

It's hard to just sit around knowing there's someone out there that needs to be blown up!

Well, that's a fine how-do-you-do!

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

I'll just... leave this here.

Ohoho, this'll be good.


Oh, you really stepped in it, mate!

I love my job!

It's hard to just sit around knowing there's someone out there that needs to be blown up!

Well, that's a fine how-do-you-do!

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

I'll just... leave this here.

Ohoho, this'll be good.


Oh, you really stepped in it, mate!

I love my job!

It's hard to just sit around knowing there's someone out there that needs to be blown up!

Well, that's a fine how-do-you-do!

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Let's get you healed up.

Ah, look at this team! We're gonna do great.

Is it hot in here? Or is it just me?

Hey, we're on the same wavelength.

Thank you, thank you.

Why are you so angry?

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Let's get you healed up.

Ah, look at this team! We're gonna do great.

Is it hot in here? Or is it just me?

Hey, we're on the same wavelength.

Thank you, thank you.

Why are you so angry?

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

The name's McCree.

Well, it's high noon somewhere in the world.

Time to ride off into the sunset.

Don't like shootin' a lady. But for you, I'll make an exception.

Believe me, I-I'd get wanting to wear the armour and all, but followin' the old man around must be nothin' but trouble.

Always was a good shot, but I got a few pointers from the best. That'd be your mother.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

The name's McCree.

Well, it's high noon somewhere in the world.

Time to ride off into the sunset.

Don't like shootin' a lady. But for you, I'll make an exception.

Believe me, I-I'd get wanting to wear the armour and all, but followin' the old man around must be nothin' but trouble.

Always was a good shot, but I got a few pointers from the best. That'd be your mother.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

The name's McCree.

Well, it's high noon somewhere in the world.

Time to ride off into the sunset.

Don't like shootin' a lady. But for you, I'll make an exception.

Believe me, I-I'd get wanting to wear the armour and all, but followin' the old man around must be nothin' but trouble.

Always was a good shot, but I got a few pointers from the best. That'd be your mother.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Let's see you get past this.

Anyone want a popsicle?

You got iced.

I'm on fire! Well, you know what I mean.

You were asking for it.

I love your glasses, so cute!

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Let's see you get past this.

Anyone want a popsicle?

You got iced.

I'm on fire! Well, you know what I mean.

You were asking for it.

I love your glasses, so cute!

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Did someone call a doctor?

Describing your work as unethical would be a kindness.

You're ready to do some damage.

Must violence always be the solution?

We could all use a helping hand sometime!

Sometimes I'm not sure why I even bother.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Did someone call a doctor?

Describing your work as unethical would be a kindness.

You're ready to do some damage.

Must violence always be the solution?

We could all use a helping hand sometime!

Sometimes I'm not sure why I even bother.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

[Cackling] Such a flawed creation.

I must reflect upon this.

I'm on fire. You'd be wise to stay out of my sight.

A welcome improvement.

This was the only plausible outcome.

Dr Zhou. I'm interesting in your colleagues' research into the long term effects of cryogenic freezing.

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I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

[Cackling] Such a flawed creation.

I must reflect upon this.

I'm on fire. You'd be wise to stay out of my sight.

A welcome improvement.

This was the only plausible outcome.

Dr Zhou. I'm interesting in your colleagues' research into the long term effects of cryogenic freezing.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

[Cackling] Such a flawed creation.

I must reflect upon this.

I'm on fire. You'd be wise to stay out of my sight.

A welcome improvement.

This was the only plausible outcome.

Dr Zhou. I'm interesting in your colleagues' research into the long term effects of cryogenic freezing.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

I'm not moving.

Stop right there.

You are advised to move behind my barrier.

Your safety is my primary concern.

I'm still new at this.

It is remarkable to find a Bastion in such good operating condition. Who is responsible for your upkeep?

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

I'm not moving.

Stop right there.

You are advised to move behind my barrier.

Your safety is my primary concern.

I'm still new at this.

It is remarkable to find a Bastion in such good operating condition. Who is responsible for your upkeep?

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

I'm not moving.

Stop right there.

You are advised to move behind my barrier.

Your safety is my primary concern.

I'm still new at this.

It is remarkable to find a Bastion in such good operating condition. Who is responsible for your upkeep?

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Clearing the area.

I will protect the innocent.

All systems checked out, ready for combat maneuvers.

I'm on a roll.

After action report: unstoppable.

You're not going anywhere.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Clearing the area.

I will protect the innocent.

All systems checked out, ready for combat maneuvers.

I'm on a roll.

After action report: unstoppable.

You're not going anywhere.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

The reckoning draws near.

That which doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

Tin cans, a dime a dozen.

I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning psychopath.

Looks like we're working together again.

Where's Sombra when you need her?

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

The reckoning draws near.

That which doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

Tin cans, a dime a dozen.

I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning psychopath.

Looks like we're working together again.

Where's Sombra when you need her?

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

The reckoning draws near.

That which doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

Tin cans, a dime a dozen.

I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning psychopath.

Looks like we're working together again.

Where's Sombra when you need her?

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Don't worry my friends. I will be your shield.

I'm not as young as I used to be.

Ah, my friends, what's with all this standing around? There's glory to be won!

Haha! Still kicking!

You honor me.

Ah, impressive, if I do say so myself!

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Don't worry my friends. I will be your shield.

I'm not as young as I used to be.

Ah, my friends, what's with all this standing around? There's glory to be won!

Haha! Still kicking!

You honor me.

Ah, impressive, if I do say so myself!

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Don't worry my friends. I will be your shield.

I'm not as young as I used to be.

Ah, my friends, what's with all this standing around? There's glory to be won!

Haha! Still kicking!

You honor me.

Ah, impressive, if I do say so myself!

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

I'm a one man apocalypse.

What are you looking at?

[Laughs] Now that's more like it!

About time you did something useful.

Got something to say?

If I wanted to go to the wop wops, I could have stayed at home.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

I'm a one man apocalypse.

What are you looking at?

[Laughs] Now that's more like it!

About time you did something useful.

Got something to say?

If I wanted to go to the wop wops, I could have stayed at home.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

I'm a one man apocalypse.

What are you looking at?

[Laughs] Now that's more like it!

About time you did something useful.

Got something to say?

If I wanted to go to the wop wops, I could have stayed at home.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Get over here and heal up!

Still playing Soldier I See.

Knock me down, and I'll keep getting back up

I'm not in it for the glory.

Young punks... get off my lawn.

Well. You sure take to this bad guy thing easily, don't ya?

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Get over here and heal up!

Still playing Soldier I See.

Knock me down, and I'll keep getting back up

I'm not in it for the glory.

Young punks... get off my lawn.

Well. You sure take to this bad guy thing easily, don't ya?

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Get over here and heal up!

Still playing Soldier I See.

Knock me down, and I'll keep getting back up

I'm not in it for the glory.

Young punks... get off my lawn.

Well. You sure take to this bad guy thing easily, don't ya?

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Don't mind me.

Been here all along.

Always leave yourself a back door.

Cheers, love! Hahaha.

We all make mistakes.

Do I win a prize?

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Don't mind me.

Been here all along.

Always leave yourself a back door.

Cheers, love! Hahaha.

We all make mistakes.

Do I win a prize?

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

From light into being.

If everyone performs their function, victory is assured.

I will correct my mistakes.

Our fates are intwined.

Armour? How positively medival.

I have reached peak performance levels.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

From light into being.

If everyone performs their function, victory is assured.

I will correct my mistakes.

Our fates are intwined.

Armour? How positively medival.

I have reached peak performance levels.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Heheh! Let's hear those guns!

Armour, come get it!

I don't like this standing around.

Heh, time to roll up my sleeves.

Whoops, did I leave that there?

One after another, and another, and another!

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Heheh! Let's hear those guns!

Armour, come get it!

I don't like this standing around.

Heh, time to roll up my sleeves.

Whoops, did I leave that there?

One after another, and another, and another!

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Heheh! Let's hear those guns!

Armour, come get it!

I don't like this standing around.

Heh, time to roll up my sleeves.

Whoops, did I leave that there?

One after another, and another, and another!

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Ever get that feelin' of deja vu?

Right on target.

Wait for it...

Cheers, love! The cavalry's here!

Oi! This is no time for standin' around.

I'm on fire! [Laughs] Really!

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Ever get that feelin' of deja vu?

Right on target.

Wait for it...

Cheers, love! The cavalry's here!

Oi! This is no time for standin' around.

I'm on fire! [Laughs] Really!

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Ah, there you are.

My gift to you.

I'm ready to kill.

Let's try that again.

I almost feel something.

I always hit my mark.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Ah, there you are.

My gift to you.

I'm ready to kill.

Let's try that again.

I almost feel something.

I always hit my mark.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Excuse me for dropping in.

I seem to have, uh, lost my temper.

I'm looking forward to working with you all.

You... stay away from my computer systems!

Uhm, okay, I guess. We got this big mission coming up a- Oh. I get it.

For the last time, no more bananas!

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Excuse me for dropping in.

I seem to have, uh, lost my temper.

I'm looking forward to working with you all.

You... stay away from my computer systems!

Uhm, okay, I guess. We got this big mission coming up a- Oh. I get it.

For the last time, no more bananas!

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Excuse me for dropping in.

I seem to have, uh, lost my temper.

I'm looking forward to working with you all.

You... stay away from my computer systems!

Uhm, okay, I guess. We got this big mission coming up a- Oh. I get it.

For the last time, no more bananas!

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Don't anger the hamster.

The small mammal is impatient.

Performance classification: On fire.

He says he's sorry.

Error: Profanity filter enabled.

Be the ball.

(PLEASE DON'T AUDITION FOR HAMMOND, AS IN THE HAMSTER, THIS IS FOR HIS MEKA.)
You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Don't anger the hamster.

The small mammal is impatient.

Performance classification: On fire.

He says he's sorry.

Error: Profanity filter enabled.

Be the ball.

(PLEASE DON'T AUDITION FOR HAMMOND, AS IN THE HAMSTER, THIS IS FOR HIS MEKA.)
You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Give me your best shot.

Gravity kills.

Do you even lift?

Together, we are strong.

Be sure to stretch before engaging in rigorous physical activity.

I'll tell you my secret if you give me your coat.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Give me your best shot.

Gravity kills.

Do you even lift?

Together, we are strong.

Be sure to stretch before engaging in rigorous physical activity.

I'll tell you my secret if you give me your coat.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Give me your best shot.

Gravity kills.

Do you even lift?

Together, we are strong.

Be sure to stretch before engaging in rigorous physical activity.

I'll tell you my secret if you give me your coat.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Be one with the universe.

I know the doubts that plague you.

True self is without form.

A chance to focus.

Do not be discouraged, everyone begins in ignorance.

And I will watch your back in turn.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Be one with the universe.

I know the doubts that plague you.

True self is without form.

A chance to focus.

Do not be discouraged, everyone begins in ignorance.

And I will watch your back in turn.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Be one with the universe.

I know the doubts that plague you.

True self is without form.

A chance to focus.

Do not be discouraged, everyone begins in ignorance.

And I will watch your back in turn.

You can say more lines if you wish! Whether that be improv, or just more lines.
I'd prefer it if you had your audition be 30-60 seconds long, but it's up to you!

Say something you think would fit

Say something you think would fit

Say something you think would fit