nymphia

nymphia
@nymphia

"artificial insemination desu" - me, apparently (2021)

Joined Jun 2023 6 Following6 Followers
About nymphia

22 year old disaster man (she/they) i had a whole biography written out but now it's deleted because this website layout is garbage and im so mean and angry and upset and *snarls angrily* *rips off my shirt* *transforms into werewolf furry musclebound beefcake chadloaf stud* no one understands me grrr *anime loner eyes covered by shadow* but uhm guys please don't be too mean to me i have a dentist appointment this friday and so i need to get up early so don't be mean and keep me up late uhm eugmh uhmmmmmmmm
i'm running on the wheel in the hamster cage in your closet (yes you have one of those and it is my house) i am very sensitive to smells so please do not spray any perfume axe whatever i will smell it and die. sometimes i like to eat cake and pretend i am a pretty princess :) i hate sonic the hedgehog i hope he never comes anywhere near me and my twitter will support this claim indutibly i'm sure check it out before the vultures eat you O_O

Education
i went to high school i guess - 2019

what the hell i'm not giving you my high school name--

Instructed by rest in peace mr. clements (he's not dead but i don't talk to my high school teachers XD)

i got one of the cum laudes but i don't remember

Pricing

see here :)

What nymphia is looking for

well i don't like to go into details but if i were to date anyone i'm looking for someone who's tall, strong, tan skin, wrinkles, bags under his eyes, a chiseled jaw, wears spandex suits, has a large posterior and venomous fangs. it's miguel o'hara. if you look like this man please contact me immediately i'll do anything please you don't understand i'm sobbing my husband please--

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