Lascivious Larry

Lascivious Larry is my best friend. When we were shipwrecked on that alien planet he courageously stood up to the aliens that were attempting to eat us and fended them off just long enough for my NeuroLink update to finish installing the alien language packet. Just as they started lifting us up over an open flame I began to speak their language and explain we were not light skin demons from the moon. Turns out, we weren't on alien planet at all. It was just an uncontacted tribe on a island in the African continent. To this day I still cannot tell Larry the truth in fear he might be lambasted on the internet for mistaking them for aliens. Cancel culture is a prick.