Well… I want it to go on record that I still think this is stupid. Once my father realizes I’m missing, he’s going to spare no expense in finding me, so I don’t know what all the fuss is about, [shudder] killing animals and roaming around this awful place. It’s so dirty and there’s bugs everywhere, and that girl is getting sick from the water. We’ve got plenty of snacks and food from the plane. I won’t touch that gamey, nasty food Elias keeps pushing on me. Any day now, a ship is going to find us and we’re going home.

[groaning] So someone tied a bunch of bones to a stick. So what?

[defensively, tone angry] Well why are you being such a bitch to me?