Embry-O's - A Weird Cereal Commercial
synaes for Embry-O's Spokesperson
You can do this voice any way that you want, I'd like to see everyone's take on this.
However, I'm looking for a spokesperson that can match Marshall Applewhite in some way (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSsXumQJtCs).
Is the bombardment of vegan ideology haunting you at night?
Do you crave an alternative diet that is more meat oriented?
Does borderline cannibalism peak your interest?If you answered YES to any of these questions, give Embry-∅'s a try!
Packed with hundreds of dying embryos, each box makes for not only the perfect breakfast- but the perfect lunch or dinner as well! Taken from the fetus at week 9 at our locally owned farm, Embry-Os have a subtle, unique flavor and a juicy, fluid-filled crunch. Just pour the cereal into a bowl filled with fresh amniotic fluid and enjoy!