Dubs From the Valley || EMERGENCY RECASTS
CaTystrophe for Pam
Pam is a villager who lives in the trailer just west of the river in Pelican Town. She was the driver of the Pelican Town bus before it broke down. Once the bus service has been restored, Pam will manage the bus stop just east of the farm on days where there is no rain.
Pam lives with her daughter Penny, who she doesn't have the best relationship with. She spends every evening socializing at The Stardrop Saloon.
Source - Stardew Valley Wiki
[This is when Pam first meets the player]
Hey, kid. The name's Pam. Don't be a jerk and we'll get along fine.
I was reading the newspaper this morning but then I got depressed. It's a rotten world, kid. Keep your head screwed on right and you'll make it through in one piece... That's what my Pappy always used to say. Heh heh heh.
[This is during her Ten-Heart Event (if you build her a new house and tell her Yoba isn't real)]
That ain't funny! ...I pour my heart and soul out to you and that's how you respond? What in the void is wrong with you? I don't care what you say... I have faith in Yoba! Plenty of us do! Now get out.
I headcanon Pam as a heavy smoker on top of her alcoholic nature -3o hope this is okay
This was actually amazing what the hell