(Pirate voice) "Arrgh, shiver me timbers and... (short pause) (*your normal voice but far away from the microphone*) Is that how they say it? (short pause) Oh, alright. (short pause) Walk the plank and all that pirate-y stuff."

(Neutral voice) "Of course I know how to maneuver me own ship, lad!  You'd better be surprised that I bought this boat on Pirateslist